Fallon and Liam are all over one another in her bedroom,
but fully clothed. That might have changed if TMZ had not published that photo of L&F kissing at the party. She quickly pulls together a press conference where she says (basically) "Yeah, the book's about me, not Ashley. So the hell what?" She's barely stopped congratulating herself when Liam's mom Laura shows up ready to sue because Liam's "fiction" (which Fallon just confirmed isn't fiction) made her out to be...well, pretty much the beee-atch that she is. She offers to stop the flurry of lawsuits if Liam dumps Fallon.
When that gambit doesn't work, Laura then announces she's got terminal cancer and wants to spend as much time with her son as she can before she dies. So basically she wants him to drop his fledgling writing career and return to NY to be with her.
Sound familiar at all?
Blake is going to pull strings to get sports betting legalized in Georgia, and enlists Cristal to help him sway the vote. They are quite the power couple in this episode.
Grant Show looks like he is about to jump out of his skin during his scene with Alexis and her new/old/new face. It's actually quite endearing, in a Twilight-Zone kind of way. But it helps Alexis realize this new/old/new face is freaking everyone out.
Zoned-out Jeff won't even leave the office...and Adam stops in occasionally to watch him decline. It gets really bad, but before Adam finally calls the paramedics, he warns Jeff not to cross him or Blake ever again.
Alexis finds out a key piece of info when talking to her plastic surgeon and she confronts Adam.
Fallon finds out a key piece of information when talking to a phlebotomist and she confronts Laura.
Turns out Laura had some help with "this illness of hers," but hey, Fallon
draws first blood in affairs of the heart. Fallon is gracious in victory, however, by saying she doesn't want Liam to feel the same way about his mother as she does about her own. Laura seems genuinely confused by a display of genuine human compassion.
Michael goes to the cops with a box of papers and tells them he has what it takes to bring down Blake Carrington. I think I yawned.
Alexis announces she's going to Europe to get a new face, and tells Fallon not to cross Adam because "he's worse than you know." Fallon subtly throws down the gauntlet with dear brother, given all she's learned in this episode. That girl sure does take the cake.