Season Six - Quality Control
SCHEDULE ONE
Even after five years onscreen, Isbecki remains something of an unknown quantity. Perhaps the most notable aspect of his character is that he's shallow; his main topic of conversation being his latest conquest. The biggest revelation about his character came back in Season Two's
Internal Affairs with the reveal that he had a huge trust fund.
There have been moments that have fleshed him out a little. Chris's drunken flirtation with him back in Season Three's
Choices comes to mind. As does his involvement with a rape victim that stopped him objectifying women (albeit temporarily). My favourite Isbecki scene also took place in Season Three, where he talked to Petrie in a bar about his willingness to give up his badge for his partner during
A Killer's Dozen.
But overall, Isbecki works as a vain narcissist. Knowing too much risks spoiling things.
So, Season Six leading with an Isbecki-centric episode could have fallen flat. But in practice it's a corker of an episode.
A perp arrested for petty theft wants to trade information about a 14th Squad officer he's seen scooping heroin, which once again puts Chris and Mary Beth in the uncomfortable position of having to investigate their colleagues - reminiscent of
Internal Affairs. We see them taking various officers to cafes where the perp is waiting to identify the officer from a distance and signal yay or nay to the women. Here, once again, the series plays with expectations. The first couple of officers they take out are Corassa and and one of those background officers. Corassa has been struggling with Newman's death and is less reliable than usual. But the stoolie shakes his head no, which relieves Chris and Mary Beth. The other officer also gets a head shake. Then it's Isbecki's turn. He's under suspicion just as he was in
Internal Affairs. This time it's because he's been taking time off to look after his ailing mother.
The stoolie nods his head this time and it feels like the rulebook just went out of the window. It's clear that the consequences will be severe if an investigation proves the allegation true. But Isbecki is a series regular who has been around since day one. Could the series sacrifice another regular so soon after Newman's demise?
The secrecy that the investigation involves gives some great character moments. As in Internal Affairs, Chris's apartment functions as a space for one of their discussions. So we get to see Samuels visit the apartment for (I think) the very first time. He comments how nice it is and frowns at her crushed Corvette which after its demise in
Capitalism is still prominently displayed and flashing an indicator.
These scenes are great, because they really get across the dynamic that happens when people who know each other professionally meet in a personal setting. There's an awkwardness to it and Samuels in particular looks very uncomfortable with the small talk. Mary Beth arrives and talks about her life being in boxes and Harv's labelling system. Samuels looks at her as though she's speaking Chinese. So she very clearly and deliberately tells him that she's moving. And Samuels continues to look at her as though she were speaking Chinese. In a nice touch, they have virtually the same conversation later in the episode while on surveillance. Mary Beth once again tells him she's moving and Samuels reacts as though it's the first time he's heard the news. It effectively shows how preoccupied everyone is with concern over Isbecki.
Samuels comes up with a plan:
SAMUELS: "We're gonna wave a carrot in front of him and see if he bites."
CHRISTINE: "Great. Setting up one of our own."
MARY BETH: "Are we talking entrapment, sir?"
SAMUELS: "Will you stop making me the heavy here. I don't enjoy this, Cagney. I like Isbecki. Set him up for a phoney stash bag. Put it around we've been tipped. And then we may hit the place over the weekend. Then I'm gonna hand the file over to you, Cagney. I want you to plant it on your desk ...and walk away. We'll sit on the place. If Isbecki shows there, then we'll take him in the act."
CHRISTINE: "I won't do it. I'll take part in the stake out, Lieutenant. But I can't plant that file."
SAMUELS: "All right, then. I'll do it. But you think about this. Because this is how it works when you're the boss. The air gets pretty thin."
There's a little moment where Samuels is leaving Chris's apartment and his coat catches on one of her dining chairs, nearly knocking the chair over. Chris apologises, Samuels stands a moment and glowers at her and then leaves. It looks like an on set accident, but it's capitalised as a little moment of realism.
Isbecki takes the bait and the three later catch him with a stash of heroin on his person. Samuels' reaction is primal: he starts shouting and punching Isbecki in the stomach. Repeatedly. Until he's stopped by Chris and Mary Beth. It's a very raw moment and brings to mind Samuels physically assaulting his own son after his arrest. Which, strangely, shows that Samuels cares for Isbecki.
Samuels demands to know Isbecki's motive. And this is something that I'd given thought to while watching. We'd already seen Isbecki visiting his mother in the hospital in a lovely, short, wordless scene earlier in the episode. But it's already established that Isbecki had his trust fund and was independently wealthy. So why would he need to sell drugs to cover his mother's expenses. I had wondered if this was going to be a continuity error, but the writers had covered that one earlier by mentioning that his mother's hospital bills were covered by medicare.
ISBECKI: "I swear to you that this is only the second time I've done it."
CHRISTINE: "Yeah, maybe we should canonise you."
ISBECKI: "Yeah, she begged me to kill her. How do you pull the plug on your own mother? I couldn't do it."
CHRISTINE: "So you get her street drugs."
ISBECKI: "It helps her! How else could I get it? The hospital won't give it to her. The morphine they give her just makes her sick. And she's allergic to everything else. Look, my mother is ill. It's just her and me. She's all I've got. And this cancer's killing us. You think you've gotta be there for her. Six years in remission."
MARY BETH: "Six years?"
ISBECKI: "Then, bingo! It comes back and starts eating her up."
CHRISTINE: "So you give her heroin."
ISBECKI: "I just wanted to give her one good night's sleep."
In a nice touch, Mary Beth looks genuinely terrified when Isbecki talks about his mother's cancer returning. Nothing is said, but the viewer knows exactly what is going through her mind.
The knowledge of the situation creates an interesting moral dilemma for Samuels, Cagney and Lacey:
SAMUELS: "I don't want you to make a decision today that you can't live with tomorrow. So I've instructed Isbecki to be in my office tomorrow at nine AM sharp. I want the two of yous to be there at eight with your votes."
MARY BETH: "With due respect, sir, I think that this is a boss's decision. I'm a Detective Third-grade, not God."
SAMUELS: "The thing is, Lacey, you've got no choice. ...I don't wanna tell it to you as how to vote. But if we're to let him off, it's gotta be unanimous."
CHRISTINE: "One negative vote ...and we turn him in."
SAMUELS: "That's the only way that this thing can work. Let's drop down to the bottom line here. What we're talking about is a felony. What Victor did for his mom, we would be doing for Victor. If word should get out ..somehow, ...we'd all be in the same boat together. No survivors."
There are some heated discussions between Chris and Mary Beth, with Chris leaning towards overlooking it and Mary Beth feeling they should follow protocol. While both responses are perhaps characteristically expected for these two, it adds another layer when I think of the sometimes feudal relationship between Cagney and Isbecki and consider that Mary Beth has personal experience of cancer.
Samuels is straight in with a vote to save Isbecki. Chris follows suit, leaving Mary Beth in a really uncomfortable position. She votes to save him too, though looks very uncomfortable with it. Isbecki is two hours late for the 9am meeting and arrives to announce that his mother had just died.
While all this is going on, we see the Laceys moving out of their old apartment and into their new house. I enjoyed the back and forth. There was a nice running gag where Mary Beth would come into the apartment and go to hang up her coat, then realise the coat stand is no longer there.
With this being a new season, I'm impressed that the apartment set is still there. Even seeing it full of boxes, and completely empty at the end of the episode, it's still convincing as a home. It didn't feel like an undressed set. It still felt very real and lived-in. So when Mary Beth spends some time alone wandering through, cleaning the stove and saying a tearful goodbye to the apartment, I'm right with her. The closed door at the freeze frame, with Mary Beth's footsteps heard over it feel like the perfect ending to a chapter.