Unused names you'd like for characters on DYNASTY

Vampette von Vixenhausen, the passionate manager of a Swiss football team. They lost the World Cup to Blake's football team back in 1974 and now, 12 years later, she and her team have come to Denver for a bloody revenge match.
Alexis wants to know everything about this woman but Vampette continuously ignores her, leaving Alexis looking a bit awkward into the camera. "I'm not finished with you, wait until you hear my fabulous threat! About something!"

Funkerson "Phunky" Puckers, the little boy who became a Denver legend after being stuck in one of Blake's oil well for 10 days.
For many years he was a welcome guest in the local TV programmes but, as expected, the fame fizzled out and he had nothing to fall back on. He failed his job as special delivery guy for Mrs. Gunnerson.
We meet Phunky when he's at the end of his tether and he comes up with a scheme to reenact his ordeal from all those years ago. He randomly chooses Claudia's oil well but suddenly changes his mind when he realises that there aren't any witnesses - because it's not in production.
Except that there is going to be a surprise witness, it's Claudia checking out her inheritance. She yells at him "what are you doing there?" which startles Phunky so much that he loses his balance and tumbles into the hole anyway.

Everything is going to be alright and he revives his fame as "the boy who disappeared twice", even resulting in the candidacy for governor of Colorado.
What nobody knows (*cue ominous score*) is that his campaign is financially backed by Dexter's evil sister Dixtrella Dexter who is determined to destroy her brother and all his associations, especially his snooty ex-wife. Her hate and jealousy stems from the trauma caused by mother Gertrude's (special guest villainess Gene Tierney) favouritism towards son Dexter, but she doesn't know that the favouritism extended to sexual abuse.
This all comes together in a very emotional climax but only Krystle is allowed to cry. Sorry but that's the only way I'll do it.

Mark Mywords

Dr. Tentin Quarantino

A very handsome virus expert from South America, contacted by Blake because of a hairspray virus outbreak in La Mirage.

Cluelene McRiddles

The fierce and glamorous and also very unhinged CEO of a crossword puzzle empire who, most embarrasingly, lost a public crossword puzzle match to young Fallon Carrington back in 1974. It almost destroyed her reputation and company.
She is now determined to destroy the Carrington clan once and for all, and in her mansion she has built a life-size crossword puzzle complete with all kinds of deadly booby traps in case someone makes a crossword mistake.
The Carringtons must now decide who's going to play the game.
Alexis votes for Krystle. So predictable.

Deputy Johnny Amberverse
In True Detective style he became obsessed with the mysterious disappearance of Fallon Carrington. Since he didn't watch The Colbys he didn't know that she had returned, so he keeps looking and looking and his unofficial investigation leads to the abandoned St. Dennis Club where he makes a shocking discovery.

Syntaxis Spinova
The short, dark and handsome Egyptian argaeologist discovers a copy of Sister Dearest, a shocking biography about Cleopatra written by the queen's vengeful sister Nellifer.
Armed with this evidence he flies to Denver to accuse Caress Morell of big fat plagiarism.
With a determined tread he marches towards The Carlton to book a room with room for a book. Once inside his request is denied because of a brand new mininum-height-safety-controle rule for Carlton guests (*hushed*pure nonsense, it's about his colour*hushed*).
Furiously he gets into a taxi to downtown Denver and tells the driver to "step on it!" but because of his accent it sounds like "stop on it" so the driver stops.
Suddenly something bumps into the car which causes the ancient copy of Sister Dearest to slip out of Syntaxis' hand luggage.
The driver and Syntaxis get out of the car to find Emily Fallmont's almost stone-dead body besides it, while Blake Carrington approaches the scene yelling wait! wait! wait!
A mysteriously and glamorously long-gloved arm reaches into the taxi and carefully picks up Syntaxis' earth-shattering discovery.

Well, according to the extras on my ultra-sharp 4K Dynasty boxset. So many details I hadn't noticed before.

Sheba Cleopatra Deveraux

Xavier Maxmillian

Loretta Von Kissmyass.
Toilette Cheeseburger de la Poo.