Hey SteveW, your OP is amazing! One of the most fun ideas I've seen in a long time.
1) JR was mean to John Ross in a way he’d never have been in the original. He was NOT Jock. He was Miss Ellie and his favorite was John Ross (no I don’t know what that whole Beaumont thing was about). He would have hid from Chris his inheritance from his mother, not help him get it. Even old age doesn’t explain giving Bobby back Southfork - maybe the ranch but not the house.
True, he was far from Jock.. However, I don't think he was like Miss Ellie either, although JR was even further from being Jock. No, he wouldn;t have hidden Christopher's inheritance though - remember the reason he did that.. He helped with that so with Christopher's inheritance, the Ewings would have enough combined shares in Barnes Global to take it away from Cliff.
As for giving all of Southfork to Bobby - inexplicable is the best way I can describe that.
2) Bobby was an entirely different person. He’d have kicked Chris’s ass for getting back with Elena after she was engaged to John Ross. He would never have followed through on blackmailing JR (and JR would know that). He would been smarter than Miss Ellie and after age was gone agreed to drill on Southfork even if he gave away all her money. He’d have thought of slant drilling from the start.
Yes, Bobby is very different. Once in a while he acted like the old Bobby but for the most part, no. Would he have kicked Christopher's ass for getting back with Eleena after she was engaged to John Ross - I don't know but I would hope so!
Bobby blackmailing JR with the threat of prison was unconscionable. Incidentally I chose that particularly terrible action by Bobby in my open letter to Cidre to illustrate just how badly she distorted the original characters. It's something the real Bobby would never have done. Had the original JR ever been in a situation where he could have dome the same to Bobby, again, he never would have done that either. That's something you just don't do to your brother or any family member. Sickening.
3) Sue Ellen would have blackmailed the right people to protect John Ross but wouldn’t have been so sloppy about it. She would have demanded payment on her loans and taken Elena’s shares the second she could. She let JR walk on her, that was about it. And when her son needed her support he’d have gotten it. She’d have told Bobby “I’m sorry but John Ross comes first. If you ask me to choose, I will and I’ll fight you. But I’m not JR, you bring my brother isn’t my weakness.”
I'd like to think Sue Ellen would never have needed to blackmail people to John Ross because as JR's son who was taught well by JR (JR was a great father despite him denying it in TNT Dallas), John Ross would have been far too competent to need his mother to do that for him. When did Jock or Miss Ellie blackmail anyone to help JR? Never, and that illustrates my point.
Would Sue Ellen have taken Elena's shares the second she could? Honestly, I don't know that Sue Ellen was ever that smart. Intelligence was never one of Sue Ellen's strengths. Hopefully she would taken Elena's shares as soon as she could.
Would Sue Ellen have given her support to John Ross in general? Yes, she would have. She loved her son and would never have deliberately hurt him.
4) Cliff - wtf was that? He had to have some kind of mental illness. It’s the only explanation.
Bassically, yes. Cliff either had to have been mentally ill or have had a traumatic experience which gave him an emotional disorder.
You bet! There plenty of others - too many for me to name off the top of my head. A few that immediately come to mind:
JR would never have told John Ross he was a bad father to him and then apologized for the type of father he was. JR was an excellent father and as such it was the absolute last thing he ever would have had or felt any need to apologize for.
Bobby would not, would not have caved in to Elena's blackmail. That was sad to watch him cave in a way that was so far beneath him. In Bobby's defense he did say when Elena confronted him about framing Cliff, and this is crucial to the plot, that he went to Cliff and offered to get the charges for shooting JR dropped, just as long as Cliff would confess to blowing up the rig - something he actually did. Cliff said no. Think about how important that is. It's huge. But inexplicably (par for Cidre), then that crucial element just got forgotten. Bobby said it, and then the whole confrontation and eventual extortion by Elena (yes, it's extortion and not "justice") continued as if Bobby had never offered to Cliff, face to face, to get the charges for what Cliff didn't do to be dropped. You can't ignore that. It makes a farce out of the whole story if you do.
I don't know what TNT Dallas wanted from the audience. Where we supposed to think, "Oh come on Bobby, it's not fair to, in return for getting the charges for shooting JR dropped, to ask the man to own up to what he did do." Really? It's not? That's funny, I think it perfectly illustrates what "fair" means. So, Cliff didn't have nuts enough to own up to what he did? Then Bobby should leave Cliff in prison. It's the only fair reaction Bobby could have in that situation.
By the way, Elena's extortion was only made possible because John Ross didn't keep his letter from his father in a safe. So Elena was able to easily steal it. Why, in the hell, would John Ross have not kept a letter which could implicate them all in conspiring to commit a felony in a safe??? It was ludicrous how cavalier he was in the way he kept that letter in his wallet.
JR would have reacted quite differently when he found out John Ross was trying to betray him by getting all of Southfork for himself and planning to cut his father out of it entirely. JR excused what John Ross did and he wouldn't have. John Ross was raised far better than to do that to his own father, whom he loved by the way Can you imagine JR trying to screw Jock over by doing something similar? If they had done that, they'd have lost a lot of their audience. You can't do that. What's next? Simulated bestiality? TNT Dallas did that! Good call CC. Shows your level.
Regarding the above incredibly distasteful plot twist of John Ross betraying his father, Cidre would probably explain that bizarre twist in the plot by saying, and this is a quote from her - "There is no story in happiness." I've got news for her: Yes there is! Maybe she's never been happy and/or seen anyone be happy in a way that makes a great story, but I certainly have! I may not have been happy all the time in any one of those stories from personal life. I was probably happy at times and unhappy at other times, but for the most part I was happy and they're great stories in which I ended up happy or at least reasonably happy. I don't know anyone who is 100% happy. Life isn't like that. Being happy isn't a permanent condition. We need some dynamics in our lives, some mix of happiness and sadness, some mix of pain and pleasure so that we truly appreciate the happiness and the pleasurable experiences we have in life.