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<blockquote data-quote="Snarky Oracle!" data-source="post: 441643" data-attributes="member: 57984">In Season 7, I want the nuclear waste Jacqueline buried under the vineyards (the real reason she wanted Chase and his family to leave Tuscany Valley -- and may have siphoned Jason&#039;s virility, an unfortunate side-effect) back in the &#039;50s, leaking into the chardonnay 30 years later and causing spontaneous human combustion in those customers who consumed it. Julia and Emma are diagnosed with brain tumors as a result, and undergo surgery (which Melissa refuses) thus proving their mental issues weren&#039;t just due to their having a bitchy mama... And the nuclear waste probably caused Maggie&#039;s brain tumor three or four years earlier. It even affected the local wildlife... (Naturally, Angela is immune, while some chromosomal issues spares the men -- except Jason Gioberti, his immune system weakened by years of alcoholism);&nbsp; We eventually learn that Madame Perrault had funded a powerful, high-tech particle accelerator positioned underneath a children&#039;s hospital in a major southern city used to create viral mutations in order to engineer a bio-weapon intended to kill Castro (who&#039;d nationalized her Cuban casinos and brothels in 1959). When her wishes face opposition in Washington, and a lab leak sees the virus get into the population at large, &quot;some records&quot; Richard finds in late-Season 7 reveal that Jacqueline may have turned her homicidal intentions stateside onto a couple of uncooperative D.C. politicians and had them whacked.The unspoken implications, so coded no network executive could possibly decipher them and therefore object, are that Chase&#039;s mom killed the Kennedys and developed AIDS... But we must never, ever say it.So, yes, she is evil. And maybe still alive. Even today.Ridiculous? Perhaps. But it&#039;s FALCON CREST ridiculous.I also think an intensely gothic, autumnal atmosphere for Season 7 just smells right. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />[ATTACH=full]59239[/ATTACH]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Snarky Oracle!, post: 441643, member: 57984"] In Season 7, I want the nuclear waste Jacqueline buried under the vineyards (the real reason she wanted Chase and his family to leave Tuscany Valley -- and may have siphoned Jason's virility, an unfortunate side-effect) back in the '50s, leaking into the chardonnay 30 years later and causing spontaneous human combustion in those customers who consumed it. Julia and Emma are diagnosed with brain tumors as a result, and undergo surgery (which Melissa refuses) thus proving their mental issues weren't just due to their having a bitchy mama... And the nuclear waste probably caused Maggie's brain tumor three or four years earlier. It even affected the local wildlife... (Naturally, Angela is immune, while some chromosomal issues spares the men -- except Jason Gioberti, his immune system weakened by years of alcoholism); We eventually learn that Madame Perrault had funded a powerful, high-tech particle accelerator positioned underneath a children's hospital in a major southern city used to create viral mutations in order to engineer a bio-weapon intended to kill Castro (who'd nationalized her Cuban casinos and brothels in 1959). When her wishes face opposition in Washington, and a lab leak sees the virus get into the population at large, "some records" Richard finds in late-Season 7 reveal that Jacqueline may have turned her homicidal intentions stateside onto a couple of uncooperative D.C. politicians and had them whacked. The unspoken implications, so coded no network executive could possibly decipher them and therefore object, are that Chase's mom killed the Kennedys and developed AIDS... But we must never, ever say it. So, yes, she is evil. And maybe still alive. Even today. Ridiculous? Perhaps. But it's FALCON CREST ridiculous. I also think an intensely gothic, autumnal atmosphere for Season 7 just smells right. :) [ATTACH type="full" alt="falconcrestlane.jpg"]59239[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]

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