Jill was murdered by Gary and Val

[Toni]

Better yet, BEN returns and kills Jill. Val and Gary help cover it up. ALL remain silent.

And then Val gives them some coffee and all three die.

 

[tommie]

And then Val gives them some coffee and all three die.

And Jill comes back and then it becomes Thrillin' Jill's Landing

 

[Daniel Avery]

I was always partial to Jill The Pill myself.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Jill the evil pig should have been killed by ALL the Knots Landing residents, and afterwards they will toast with a cup of Valene's wholesome coffee.
Valene's going to receive special awards from the president, the pope and the king of New Zealand (okay, the last one turned to be a prank by JR) for killing the beast and make the best cup of coffee in one fell swoop.
There will also be an amnedment to the Constitution of the United States, citing that it's not permitted to criticise Valene's coffee (even if it is tongue in cheek) and that law also covers the whole of the internet (excluding China, except when the internet activity is rerouted via China via VPN. The FBI will find out).

Some landscape changes


The president's new slogan: Get Your Fill Of Dead Jill

etc etc

 

[Daniel Avery]

Next on Val's hit list: Aunt Ginny

 

[Toni]

They even oversaw the clear warning on the mug!!

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