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<blockquote data-quote="Taylor Bennett Jr." data-source="post: 173357" data-attributes="member: 2740">I&#039;d like for Mary to have shown up as a mysterious new ranch forewoman (in these enlightened times, it&#039;s no longer an all-male endeavor).&nbsp; Here and there, she&#039;d drop hints that she knew more about the history of Southfork and the Ewings, and especially the Barnes-Ewing feud, than just a random drifter cowgirl should know.Then one day at a Ewing Barbecue (the episode title could be Barbecue 38 or something like that), she&#039;d mention that Bobby had been notified of his first wife&#039;s first pregnancy on the day of the Barbecue in 1978 via a lousy riddle while he was wearing just a towel - something only Pam and Bobby (and those of us who watched that episode) could have possibly known.&nbsp; A shocked Bobby would ask the forewoman, named Bess Farmalee, how she could have possibly known that.&nbsp; In response, as dramatic music swells, &#039;Bess&#039; announces to everyone that she&#039;s really Pamela Barnes-Ewing-Graison-Plastic-Surgeon-Guy&#039;s-Last-Name and she&#039;s come back to reclaim Bobby and her rightful position as the Lady of Southfork Manor.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Taylor Bennett Jr., post: 173357, member: 2740"] I'd like for Mary to have shown up as a mysterious new ranch forewoman (in these enlightened times, it's no longer an all-male endeavor). Here and there, she'd drop hints that she knew more about the history of Southfork and the Ewings, and especially the Barnes-Ewing feud, than just a random drifter cowgirl should know. Then one day at a Ewing Barbecue (the episode title could be [I]Barbecue 38[/I] or something like that), she'd mention that Bobby had been notified of his first wife's first pregnancy on the day of the Barbecue in 1978 via a lousy riddle while he was wearing just a towel - something only Pam and Bobby (and those of us who watched that episode) could have possibly known. A shocked Bobby would ask the forewoman, named Bess Farmalee, how she could have possibly known that. In response, as dramatic music swells, 'Bess' announces to everyone that she's really Pamela Barnes-Ewing-Graison-Plastic-Surgeon-Guy's-Last-Name and she's come back to reclaim Bobby and her rightful position as the Lady of Southfork Manor. [/QUOTE]

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