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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Daniel Avery" data-source="post: 278544" data-attributes="member: 27">I can see it now:  All the principal cast members show up in their best black outfits.  While they puzzle over why they were asked to wear black, the casket is wheeled in and the producer arrives with a stack of scripts.  He hands out the scripts to all but one actor.  "Hey, you missed me..." the actor says.  "Actually," the producer says, "Your part of the scene won't require dialogue.  But we will indeed miss you."  He then opens the casket and a crew member pulls up a short ladder.  "Awww....damn!" the actor says as the others heave a sigh of relief.</blockquote>