Serpentine Slurs in Soapland

[Jimmy Todd]

I have a busy day ahead of me so, of course, I need to take time to post this. How many times has someone called someone else a snake, particularly a viper?
Sue Ellen called Mandy a viper.
Alexis called Sable a viper.
Alexis' secretary called ColbyCo a "ship of vipers."
Juloa on FC called her family a snakepit.
Any others?

 

[James from London]

Lilimae called Gary a snake in the grass. Richard Channing called John Remick a snake in the grass. Claudia called Greg the coldest, cruellest, most unfeeling snake in the grass. Mack called Greg a snake. Karen called Paul Galveston a snake. Young Miss Ellie called Young Jock a snake. Cole called Lance a snake. Jordan Roberts called Terry a snake. Angela called Richard a snake. Mark Graison called JR a snake. Clayton called JR a snake. James called JR a snake. Michelle called JR a snake. John Ross called JR a snake. JR called Alan Beam a snake. JR called Jeremy a snake. JR called Cliff a double-crossing snake and lower than a snake's belly. Danny Waleska called himself as low as a snake’s belly. Sue Ellen called Kimberly Mrs Snake. Sue Ellen called her nonexistent agent Jeff a creepy little snake that lied. John Ross called Marta Del Sol a snake when it comes to business. Cliff calls JR that snake brother of Bobby’s. Judith Ryland called Southfork a pit of broken marriages. Dominique called Alexis a viper. Cliff called Pam a viper who lives with vipers. Naldo called Katherine a viper who really doesn't know what kind of a viper she is.

 

[Jimmy Todd]

Lilimae called Gary a snake in the grass. Richard Channing called John Remick a snake in the grass. Claudia called Greg the coldest, cruellest, most unfeeling snake in the grass. Mack called Greg a snake. Karen called Paul Galveston a snake. Young Miss Ellie called Young Jock a snake. Cole called Lance a snake. Jordan Roberts called Terry a snake. Angela called Richard a snake. Mark Graison called JR a snake. Clayton calls JR a snake. James called JR a snake. Michelle called JR a snake. John Ross called JR a snake. JR called Alan Beam a snake. JR called Jeremy a snake. JR called Cliff a double-crossing snake and lower than a snake's belly. Danny Waleska called himself as low as a snake’s belly. Sue Ellen called Kimberly Mrs Snake. Sue Ellen called her nonexistent agent Jeff a creepy little snake that lied. John Ross called Marta Del Sol a snake when it comes to business. Cliff calls JR that snake brother of Bobby’s. Judith Ryland called Southfork a pit of broken marriages. Dominique called Alexis a viper. Cliff called Pam a viper who lives with vipers. Naldo called Katherine a viper who really doesn't know what kind of a viper she is.

Nice!
The writers need to diversify. Instead of snake and viper how about constrictor,copperhead, python, mamba? Lol

 

[Jimmy Todd]

"Viper" is a very Dynasty word. It makes sense Sue Ellen called Mandy that during Dallas' Dynasty phase. It fits perfectly with shoulder pads and big hats. "Lower than a snail's belly" is very Southern and fits Dallas' early year.
I don't know where "copperhead " or "cobra " would fit. Maybe NuDynasty.

 

[James from London]

Michelle once called JR a smiling cobra. And Blake once referred to Ben and Alexis as the scorpion and the cobra (I'm not sure which was which). And Kimberly Cryder called her husband a black mamba. Oh, and Matthew Blaisdel told Fallon she was as about as convincing as a rattlesnake that's been taught to purr.

 

[Jimmy Todd]

Michelle once called JR a smiling cobra. And Blake once referred to Ben and Alexis as the scorpion and the cobra (I'm not sure which was which). And Kimberly Cryder called her husband a black mamba. Oh, and Matthew Blaisdel told Fallon she was as about as convincing as a rattlesnake that's been taught to purr.

Thank you. I don't remember these. I'd like to find the scene between Fallon and Matthew in YouTube.
People don't use these dramatic terms in real life, which is a shame. They're a lot of fun and better than just straight profanity.
Maybe there should be a thread of top animal related insults. Right now my favorite is, "Cutting you off, you viper!" Only Sue Ellen could deliver that so perfectly. However, Matthew's line to Fallon is a runner up

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Blake once said, "Lay down with vipers, wake up with fangs in your neck."

I'm sure it was about, and probably to, Alexis.

 

[James from London]

Jock on Jeb Ames and Willie Joe Garr: They're about as trustworthy as two stepped-on rattlesnakes.