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<blockquote data-quote="shaqattaq32" data-source="post: 391502" data-attributes="member: 2283"><p>OK, I'm re-writing my #5 now. Probably won't be as good as the first one I wrote but I learned my lesson... I have to make sure I'm logged in here before I post something.</p><p></p><p>I'm very happy to see that I'm not the only one here on TellyTalk who is massively IN FAVOR of Valene's season 9 look. We've been waiting 37 years, y'all, but I have a feeling that THIS IS THE YEAR that hair cut is going to come back in style. I mean, it just has to eventually. Everything does, right? I mean, who would have thought the mullet would come back? Two years ago it was just 16 year olds; now I see their dads with the same haircut. So hold on, my friends! "The Valene" is going to be to 2024 what "The Rachel" was to 1994.</p><p></p><p>Now on with the ranking...</p><p></p><p>#5. William Devane</p><p></p><p>And so, the last of the male cast members is eliminated from the ranking. Of the 3 male regulars, William Devane was the only one who understood the assignment here. Is he wearing the same sweater he was wearing in "The Gift of Life"? There is something with that kind of effortless wardrobe that just screams "powerful/rich/mysterious" dude. And (not to be stereotypical, but it's just true) that is an archetype that women tend to love: as Lisa Simpson once described Nelson, "a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest." So it is no wonder that the largely female audience of Knots Landing adored Greg and he became somewhat of a sex symbol (and, as we learn in future episodes, the old man has enough juice to excite the young'uns) even when Mack and Gary are probably more conventionally handsome.</p><p></p><p>Greg's slight head turn doesn't convey glamour; it doesn't need to. He conveys sheer power. His facial expression is unreadable, his soul impenetrable. And it leaves you wanting more. William Devane himself was aware of this, as he stated to KnotsLanding.Net, "I was only in 20% of an episode and this was for two reasons: 1) The audience would be waiting to see when I would show up and 2) They would wonder, what (will) he do when he shows up?"</p><p></p><p>I'm probably forgetting details from the first time I wrote this. I'm sorry. I hope I conveyed why he is ranked above the bottom three. </p><p></p><p>But, let's face it, there was no way the four fabulous divas were ever going to be anything but the top 4. For me, there is a huge gap between the top 4 and the bottom 4, and it is going to be very difficult for me to decide which of the 4 to eliminate in 4th place (OK, I actually determined all the placements in the ranking like a week ago, but it's just better for drama if we pretend I'm coming up with the rankings as we go, so just go with me here.)</p><p></p><p>AHEM. Anyway, here is where we currently stand:</p><p></p><p>POSH POSES RANKED SO FAR:</p><p></p><p>#8. Kevin Dobson</p><p>#7. Ted Shackelford</p><p>#6. Julie Harris</p><p>#5. William Devane</p><p></p><p>POSH POSES REMAINING TO BE RANKED:</p><p></p><p>Michele Lee</p><p>Constance McCashin</p><p>Donna Mills</p><p>Joan Van Ark</p><p></p><p>Are you happy the four fabulous divas made the top 4? Which one do you think is getting cut in 4th place?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaqattaq32, post: 391502, member: 2283"] OK, I'm re-writing my #5 now. Probably won't be as good as the first one I wrote but I learned my lesson... I have to make sure I'm logged in here before I post something. I'm very happy to see that I'm not the only one here on TellyTalk who is massively IN FAVOR of Valene's season 9 look. We've been waiting 37 years, y'all, but I have a feeling that THIS IS THE YEAR that hair cut is going to come back in style. I mean, it just has to eventually. Everything does, right? I mean, who would have thought the mullet would come back? Two years ago it was just 16 year olds; now I see their dads with the same haircut. So hold on, my friends! "The Valene" is going to be to 2024 what "The Rachel" was to 1994. Now on with the ranking... #5. William Devane And so, the last of the male cast members is eliminated from the ranking. Of the 3 male regulars, William Devane was the only one who understood the assignment here. Is he wearing the same sweater he was wearing in "The Gift of Life"? There is something with that kind of effortless wardrobe that just screams "powerful/rich/mysterious" dude. And (not to be stereotypical, but it's just true) that is an archetype that women tend to love: as Lisa Simpson once described Nelson, "a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest." So it is no wonder that the largely female audience of Knots Landing adored Greg and he became somewhat of a sex symbol (and, as we learn in future episodes, the old man has enough juice to excite the young'uns) even when Mack and Gary are probably more conventionally handsome. Greg's slight head turn doesn't convey glamour; it doesn't need to. He conveys sheer power. His facial expression is unreadable, his soul impenetrable. And it leaves you wanting more. William Devane himself was aware of this, as he stated to KnotsLanding.Net, "I was only in 20% of an episode and this was for two reasons: 1) The audience would be waiting to see when I would show up and 2) They would wonder, what (will) he do when he shows up?" I'm probably forgetting details from the first time I wrote this. I'm sorry. I hope I conveyed why he is ranked above the bottom three. But, let's face it, there was no way the four fabulous divas were ever going to be anything but the top 4. For me, there is a huge gap between the top 4 and the bottom 4, and it is going to be very difficult for me to decide which of the 4 to eliminate in 4th place (OK, I actually determined all the placements in the ranking like a week ago, but it's just better for drama if we pretend I'm coming up with the rankings as we go, so just go with me here.) AHEM. Anyway, here is where we currently stand: POSH POSES RANKED SO FAR: #8. Kevin Dobson #7. Ted Shackelford #6. Julie Harris #5. William Devane POSH POSES REMAINING TO BE RANKED: Michele Lee Constance McCashin Donna Mills Joan Van Ark Are you happy the four fabulous divas made the top 4? Which one do you think is getting cut in 4th place? [/QUOTE]
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