SoapLand - The Battle Of The Crying Scenes - The Result

[Daniel Avery]

After Sable accidentally knocks Constance down with her car, she sobs - The Colbys

[cries] "There goes my deductible! Oh, lord, my insurance is going to go through the roof. Damn you, Constance!" [/cries]

 

[Willie Oleson]

Everything about Sable is so ambiguous. Is she really crying for Constance, or the devastating result of Constance's death i.e. Jason's attitude towards the woman who killed his sister?

 

[Toni]

Everything about Sable is so ambiguous. Is she really crying for Constance, or the devastating result of Constance's death i.e. Jason's attitude towards the woman who killed his sister?

She´s probably run out of makeup...

 

[Willie Oleson]

And our favourite crying scenes are:

1. Miss Ellie refuses to accept Jock's death (Dallas) - 16 points
2. Pam cries after Bobby has been run over by Katherine (Dallas) - 13 points
3. Greg cries when he watches Laura's goodbye video (Knots Landing) - 11 points
4. Pam cries when Bobby tells her he wants a divorce (Dallas) - 10 points
5. Angela cries when Julia "dies" (Falcon Crest) - 9 points
5. Valene cries when the doctor tells her the babies are stillborn (Knots Landing) - 9 points

Congratulations, DALLAS!