The DoorDash Girl

[Snarky Oracle!]

Has anybody heard about her?

 

[DallasFanForever]

You can’t say delivering food is a boring job anymore.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Oh yeah. It's always fascinating watching people like that melt down and play the victim when they're forced to face the consequences of their actions.

She could have just left the food at the door, snapped a pic, and been on her way. Instead, she took it upon herself to look inside a customer's partially opened door and record.

The funny thing is her victimy schtick may have actually worked five years ago. Perhaps this is a sign that we're finally coming to the end of that overcorrection.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Oh yeah. It's always fascinating watching people like that melt down and play the victim when they're forced to face the consequences of their actions.

She could have just left the food at the door, snapped a pic, and been on her way. Instead, she took it upon herself to look inside a customer's partially opened door and record.

The funny thing is her victimy schtick may have actually worked five years ago. Perhaps this is a sign that we're finally coming to the end of that overcorrection.

Yes, exactly right -- she's deliciously the virtual face of woke fourth wave. And it would have worked far better a few years ago, despite the evidence.

Her DoorDash instructions were to leave the food on his porch. When she photographed his naked, sleeping ass on his couch, she posted it on the Internet, then claimed she'd been sexually assaulted. His account was cancelled and, shortly after, she was released by DoorDash.

She was free and verbal with her outrage and faux indignance and fake crying, her claims of "I'm the victim!/it's a man's world!" through her hyperventilating fury.

Early on there were Internet claims that she had initially pushed the slightly ajar door open, filmed him on his couch, posted it, and admitted to doing so.

Later, the video quickly disappeared and she then insisted that she'd never pushed the door open as had been rumored.

We didn't know what the truth was, but her screeching righteous indignation didn't help her credibility for anyone not utterly corrupted.

A couple of weeks ago, she said she had possession of her video and that it proved she hadn't pushed the door open, but that she couldn't then show it (to prove her innocence) for legal reasons... Then the ring camera footage showed up and proved she had done it all: pushed the door opened so she could see him, filmed him, posted it online, told the authorities she'd been sexually assaulted (by seeing his sleeping wiener), and was horrified when her story wasn't taken on face value immediately. And then she was fired, taking her victimization-that-never-happened posture to its majestic zenith.

And a few days ago, she was charged with multiple things (some were felonies, I think).

I'd wondered if the whole incident had just been some rage-bait hoax they'd hoped to later monetize. But it looks like it was the real McCoy (at least until we find out otherwise).

She is, for numerous reasons, The Face of Female Evil. (Yes, Hitler's worse, but there have always been rumors he was a woman -- based in part on his allegedly miniscule genitalia). She not only created the entire situation herself, her sense of entitlement led her to assume the scam would work, no matter what. And she was bottomlessly horrified that it wasn't going to work.

There's something just too perfect about this case. But she's the fun-to-hate type who, sadly, will likely do no prison time.

It will be interesting, though, to see how the courts handle it.

If she maintains her regal, volcanic anger throughout the process, it might compel the activists to do more to support her. (I've seen some of her defenders online, and they're outrageous in their efforts to vindicate her and rationalize her behavior). There have also been several parodies that seem to pale in comparison to the actual events.

Sweet girl, though.

 

[DallasFanForever]

She could have just left the food at the door, snapped a pic, and been on her way.

Precisely how it should’ve ended. Take it from someone who has delivered to countless homes over the last 27 years. I’ve seen and heard some very strange things, as you always will when dealing with the public. Make the delivery and get out of there as fast as possible. Should someone be naked inside with the door open waiting for food to arrive? Of course not, and even more so that would’ve led me to just leave the food, take the picture (of the food only and nothing else) and leave. To me an open door with a naked resident would’ve felt too much like a trap and I wouldn’t have taken the bait.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Then the ring camera footage showed up and proved she had done it all: pushed the door opened so she could see him, filmed him, posted it online, t

That said, until we see the footage of her pushing the door open to get the shot, we can't be sure of everything that happened. But even based on what we do know, she's still a felon.

Additionally, the photographed nude man has no criminal history and no history as an exhibitionist. In contrast, Olivia "DoorDash" Henderson has posted videos of herself "slipping into" empty apartments where she didn't belong, and was raging on her blog that TikTok hadn't paid her for her video of the naked guy because they kept taking it down due to standards and stuff.

So she has a naked agenda, as it were.

(People will be pleased to know that I correctly guessed she had a Moon in Leo -- it's that grimacy-mean expression and her indominatable activist spirit).

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

She's likely going to try and see if her faux rage carries her -- and could possibly work -- all the way to legal vindication.