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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Guzzler’s Frightening Hair" data-source="post: 438997" data-attributes="member: 2740">I think Cliff should have won Southfork by entering the Ewing Rodeo and winning the best all-around cowboy title after tricking JR into betting the ranch that he couldn’t beat the likes of Dusty Farlow and Ray Krebbs.  It turns out Cliff was secretly the finest calf roper in all of Texas, and easily in the top 5 in bull riding and steer wrestling as well, having honed his skills while working his way through law school as a rodeo clown,</blockquote>