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<blockquote data-quote="James from London" data-source="post: 179307" data-attributes="member: 22">Jan 91. Mack calls Dick a father who beats his son. Anne calls Greg Mack’s new son-in-law. Val calls Gary a son of a bitch. Mort calls Paige a bitch, 0 for 2 in the wedding league and Señorita Rubia. Mort calls Linda Señorita Listo. Mort calls Greg Señor Jefe. Paige calls Mort Alexander Haig. Bob calls Greg Howard Hughes. Betsy calls the hermit crabs Leonardo and Michelangelo. Val calls the hermit crabs cute. Gary calls Val sick. Jason calls himself sick. Charlotte calls herself sick of Spoon River Anthology. Steve calls himself the tennis police. Anne calls herself the one who ate a dozen cookies after the Christmas church service and a lot thinner before the holidays.&nbsp; Mack calls Anne eccentric but at least she covers her rear end in public. Jason calls Mack some kind of pervert who hangs around kids’ houses in a little red Santa suit. Frank calls Jason an extremely obnoxious kid. Dick calls Jason rude, headstrong, a liar, a wise guy, more than he can handle and his precious little angel he’s shackled with. Paige calls Linda openly rude. Michael calls Paige living proof that a good title doesn’t bring happiness. Paige calls Greg’s prenuptial agreement completely one-sided. Mack calls Greg the worst person on earth. Mack calls himself the last person on earth who has any influence on Paige or anyone else for that matter. Val calls Karen the world’s most perfect mother and so naive sometimes she could scream. Anne calls Claudia practically the mother of the groom. Dick calls losing a mother awful. Dick calls KFC lard on a drumstick. Dick calls Mack so damn smug. Charlotte calls mucus the proper word for boogers.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="James from London, post: 179307, member: 22"] Jan 91. Mack calls Dick a father who beats his son. Anne calls Greg Mack’s new son-in-law. Val calls Gary a son of a bitch. Mort calls Paige a bitch, 0 for 2 in the wedding league and Señorita Rubia. Mort calls Linda Señorita Listo. Mort calls Greg Señor Jefe. Paige calls Mort Alexander Haig. Bob calls Greg Howard Hughes. Betsy calls the hermit crabs Leonardo and Michelangelo. Val calls the hermit crabs cute. Gary calls Val sick. Jason calls himself sick. Charlotte calls herself sick of [I]Spoon River Anthology[/I]. Steve calls himself the tennis police. Anne calls herself the one who ate a dozen cookies after the Christmas church service and a lot thinner before the holidays. Mack calls Anne eccentric but at least she covers her rear end in public. Jason calls Mack some kind of pervert who hangs around kids’ houses in a little red Santa suit. Frank calls Jason an extremely obnoxious kid. Dick calls Jason rude, headstrong, a liar, a wise guy, more than he can handle and his precious little angel he’s shackled with. Paige calls Linda openly rude. Michael calls Paige living proof that a good title doesn’t bring happiness. Paige calls Greg’s prenuptial agreement completely one-sided. Mack calls Greg the worst person on earth. Mack calls himself the last person on earth who has any influence on Paige or anyone else for that matter. Val calls Karen the world’s most perfect mother and so naive sometimes she could scream. Anne calls Claudia practically the mother of the groom. Dick calls losing a mother awful. Dick calls KFC lard on a drumstick. Dick calls Mack so damn smug. Charlotte calls mucus the proper word for boogers. [/QUOTE]

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