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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James from London" data-source="post: 56103" data-attributes="member: 22"><p>Apr 96. Derek calls Carol a slag. David calls Carol bitter. Jim calls Carol selfish. Carol calls herself a wreck, a frump, drab and a baggy old housewife. Bianca calls Carol a dreary old nag who don't give anyone a minute's peace. Bianca calls David the best looking bloke round Albert Square and a bit of a poser. David calls Cindy unbelievable. Cindy calls Essex all horse manure and white stilettos. Cindy calls Ben the spitting image of Grant. Grant calls Nigel a plonker and a git. Grant calls Lorraine too good for David. David calls Joe disturbed. Joe calls David a liar. David calls Ricky a liability. Mark calls Willy a liar, a prat, a creep and an ordinary bloke who's stolen twenty grand. Bianca calls Tiffany's dad a weirdo. Ted calls Tiffany bad news and cheap. Tiffany calls Ted a pig. Tiffany calls Tony a pig. Tiffany calls Grant a loser. Tiffany calls the Vic a morgue. Peggy calls Frank a flaming crook. Kathy calls Peggy the mother in law from hell. Peggy calls Phil a lying little toe rag. Phil calls Ben a little terror. Phil calls himself second best, a spare part, and Clare Rayner. Pauline calls Martin a sensitive little boy. Pat calls Roy the nicest man alive. Carol calls marriage a joke. Carol marries Alan. Derek punches Alan. David punches Derek. Carol says the N word.</p></blockquote><p></p>