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Dallas - The Original Series
Dallas, the dream, and Misery
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<blockquote data-quote="Taylor Bennett Jr." data-source="post: 330532" data-attributes="member: 2740"><p>I suppose it’s a bit of a stretch.. After Pam falls asleep on their wedding night, Mark sneaks out for a lightning-fast “transform exactly into Bobby” surgery and is fully healed in time to be in the shower just a couple of hours later..</p><p></p><p>“Mornin’, honey!”</p><p></p><p><em>*pauses a few beats to let the new appearance sink in*</em></p><p></p><p>“Do you like your wedding gift? I know you miss Bobby and still love him more than you love me, or else why would you have done all that ridiculous emerald nonsense, but now you have the best of both worlds! I’ll grow my moustache back if you want, and I’ll even consider ditching my ludicrous pimpmobile for a classy red Mercedes convertible. </p><p></p><p>Now come on in, the water’s nice and warm and successful plastic surgery makes me extra frisky! ”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Taylor Bennett Jr., post: 330532, member: 2740"] I suppose it’s a bit of a stretch.. After Pam falls asleep on their wedding night, Mark sneaks out for a lightning-fast “transform exactly into Bobby” surgery and is fully healed in time to be in the shower just a couple of hours later.. “Mornin’, honey!” [I]*pauses a few beats to let the new appearance sink in*[/I] “Do you like your wedding gift? I know you miss Bobby and still love him more than you love me, or else why would you have done all that ridiculous emerald nonsense, but now you have the best of both worlds! I’ll grow my moustache back if you want, and I’ll even consider ditching my ludicrous pimpmobile for a classy red Mercedes convertible. Now come on in, the water’s nice and warm and successful plastic surgery makes me extra frisky! ” [/QUOTE]
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