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<blockquote data-quote="Taylor Bennett Jr." data-source="post: 300087" data-attributes="member: 2740">I could see this all happening, but with the oil drum containing JR slipping off its boat and falling into the open sea, one end bursting open, revealing a wounded and thirsty JR stubbornly clinging to life.He’d use the drum as a makeshift boat and start spearing fish for food, gradually regaining his strength and plotting his revenge on Gary.Eventually he’d wash ashore on an island in the South Pacific, where he’d be welcomed as a seafaring hero.&nbsp; He’d help develop the fledgling oil industry there (much like Jock and Punk were doing in South America) and eventually earn enough money to return to Southfork where, having undergone such a physical ordeal, he’d be thin and weathered enough to look virtually identical to an older version of the first Gary, which would confuse the Donna Reed version of Miss Ellie, which is not surprising because pretty much everything confused her.JR/Gary 1 would track Gary 1/Gary 2/JR/Clint/Evel down in Switzerland, where they’d mend their fences and form an ABBA-like musical supergroup with Ray and Jenna and Afton, who’d all moved to Europe earlier, with occasional special guest appearances by Garnet McGee (a whining Charlie would be prohibited from participating as punishment for making out with a Swiss Brad Pitt lookalike in a Alpine barn).They’d eventually return to Southfork to sing at the fairytale wedding of Lucy and her onetime kidnapper Willie Gust, who’d reformed himself into an upstanding citizen after 5 years in prison.The Ewings would all live happily ever after, with the show lasting 23 more years, going out on top with ratings higher than ever.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Taylor Bennett Jr., post: 300087, member: 2740"] I could see this all happening, but with the oil drum containing JR slipping off its boat and falling into the open sea, one end bursting open, revealing a wounded and thirsty JR stubbornly clinging to life. He’d use the drum as a makeshift boat and start spearing fish for food, gradually regaining his strength and plotting his revenge on Gary. Eventually he’d wash ashore on an island in the South Pacific, where he’d be welcomed as a seafaring hero. He’d help develop the fledgling oil industry there (much like Jock and Punk were doing in South America) and eventually earn enough money to return to Southfork where, having undergone such a physical ordeal, he’d be thin and weathered enough to look virtually identical to an older version of the first Gary, which would confuse the Donna Reed version of Miss Ellie, which is not surprising because pretty much everything confused her. JR/Gary 1 would track Gary 1/Gary 2/JR/Clint/Evel down in Switzerland, where they’d mend their fences and form an ABBA-like musical supergroup with Ray and Jenna and Afton, who’d all moved to Europe earlier, with occasional special guest appearances by Garnet McGee (a whining Charlie would be prohibited from participating as punishment for making out with a Swiss Brad Pitt lookalike in a Alpine barn). They’d eventually return to Southfork to sing at the fairytale wedding of Lucy and her onetime kidnapper Willie Gust, who’d reformed himself into an upstanding citizen after 5 years in prison. The Ewings would all live happily ever after, with the show lasting 23 more years, going out on top with ratings higher than ever. [/QUOTE]

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