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<blockquote data-quote="Taylor Bennett Jr." data-source="post: 347853" data-attributes="member: 2740"><p>I’d like to have seen Guzzler make a few more appearances at the end of the first full season (after getting back from straightening things out with them high rises down in Venezuela), perhaps enjoying a brief love affair with Garnet McGee.</p><p></p><p>In the next season, as he builds his construction empire (with seed funding from Bobby), he becomes more and more of a regular character, ending up as one of the main suspects in JR’s shooting. (JR having meddled in one too many of his development projects)</p><p></p><p>The following season, promoted to an opening credits role, Guzzler aligns with both the Cartel and Unified Development to build a luxury resort/oil refinery/shopping center on Lake Takapa. This, along with his other holdings in real estate and oil and gas and various other fuels and minerals, makes the Guzzler a billionaire in his own right.</p><p></p><p>As the seasons go on, Guzzler manages to marry a couple of the Ewing women (Sue Ellen for sure, maybe Pam or Lucy) — not at the same time, of course, as Double Weddings are the domain of the dastardly Edison Faraday Haynes — and somehow eventually gain control of Ewing Oil.</p><p></p><p>By the time Bobby dies, the viewers are mainly concerned with what Guzzler’s reaction will be. It turns out that reaction is to inexplicably transform into Matt Cantrell in the next season, just in time to uncover the world’s largest emerald deposit and live happily ever after, with the show going off the airwaves firmly in its rightful #1 position atop the Nielsen ratings.</p><p></p><p>Well, that or maybe have Pam tell Bobby he sent a postcard from Venezuela, prompting a small chuckle, ala Luke Middens.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Taylor Bennett Jr., post: 347853, member: 2740"] I’d like to have seen Guzzler make a few more appearances at the end of the first full season (after getting back from straightening things out with them high rises down in Venezuela), perhaps enjoying a brief love affair with Garnet McGee. In the next season, as he builds his construction empire (with seed funding from Bobby), he becomes more and more of a regular character, ending up as one of the main suspects in JR’s shooting. (JR having meddled in one too many of his development projects) The following season, promoted to an opening credits role, Guzzler aligns with both the Cartel and Unified Development to build a luxury resort/oil refinery/shopping center on Lake Takapa. This, along with his other holdings in real estate and oil and gas and various other fuels and minerals, makes the Guzzler a billionaire in his own right. As the seasons go on, Guzzler manages to marry a couple of the Ewing women (Sue Ellen for sure, maybe Pam or Lucy) — not at the same time, of course, as Double Weddings are the domain of the dastardly Edison Faraday Haynes — and somehow eventually gain control of Ewing Oil. By the time Bobby dies, the viewers are mainly concerned with what Guzzler’s reaction will be. It turns out that reaction is to inexplicably transform into Matt Cantrell in the next season, just in time to uncover the world’s largest emerald deposit and live happily ever after, with the show going off the airwaves firmly in its rightful #1 position atop the Nielsen ratings. Well, that or maybe have Pam tell Bobby he sent a postcard from Venezuela, prompting a small chuckle, ala Luke Middens. [/QUOTE]
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