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How insulting was the Matt Cantrell character fiasco?
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<blockquote data-quote="Snarky Oracle!" data-source="post: 340618" data-attributes="member: 57984"><p>Rebecca lied <strong><em>before </em></strong>-- why not about this?? Pam died of adult-onset neurofibromatosis!!</p><p></p><p>Maybe on his death bed, Bobby could tell her, "Pam, Digger was your biological father -- Rebecca told me before she died, and made me swear never to tell you... Digger loved you like his very own -- because you <em><strong>were</strong></em>...!" And then Bobby expires. For a while.</p><p></p><p><img src="https://dallasdecoder.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/dal-list-37-reasons-to-love-dallas-10-copy.jpg?w=300" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="width: 442px" /> </p><p></p><p>Then, a few years later, on <em><strong>her </strong></em>deathbed, Miss Ellie confesses to Pam: "Paaaaaaaaaaam, you were always Digger's daughter -- except that <strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">I</span></em></strong> was your biological mother. Which is why we kept having to cause your miscarriages to prevent any inbred babies from showing up at Southfork ... I'm sorry, Pam --- you've just suffered so much!" And then Ellie flatlines. Presumably permanently, but we're never really sure.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Jane Badler should have been Frankie Colby, Sable's slutty, equally feral sister!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snarky Oracle!, post: 340618, member: 57984"] Rebecca lied [B][I]before [/I][/B]-- why not about this?? Pam died of adult-onset neurofibromatosis!! Maybe on his death bed, Bobby could tell her, "Pam, Digger was your biological father -- Rebecca told me before she died, and made me swear never to tell you... Digger loved you like his very own -- because you [I][B]were[/B][/I]...!" And then Bobby expires. For a while. [IMG width="442px"]https://dallasdecoder.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/dal-list-37-reasons-to-love-dallas-10-copy.jpg?w=300[/IMG] Then, a few years later, on [I][B]her [/B][/I]deathbed, Miss Ellie confesses to Pam: "Paaaaaaaaaaam, you were always Digger's daughter -- except that [B][I][SIZE=5]I[/SIZE][/I][/B] was your biological mother. Which is why we kept having to cause your miscarriages to prevent any inbred babies from showing up at Southfork ... I'm sorry, Pam --- you've just suffered so much!" And then Ellie flatlines. Presumably permanently, but we're never really sure. Jane Badler should have been Frankie Colby, Sable's slutty, equally feral sister!! [/QUOTE]
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