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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Taylor Bennett Jr." data-source="post: 428901" data-attributes="member: 2740">a triumphant Guzzler returns from Venezuela and marries Garnet McGee on the Southfork driveway.  Bobby and Pam are best man and maid of honor.  Miss Ellie is enchanted, Sue Ellen is amused, Jock is baffled, and Lucy sneaks away to the hayloft with a returning Cousin Jimmy Monahan, played by a third actor.Disgusted, JR and Ray skip the ceremony, renew their friendship, and are last seen in a seedy Waco motel with a pair of blonde sisters played by Audrey and Judy Landers.  (this is before the arrival of Mitch, so no Afton)Digger and Cliff get drunk and decide to (literally) crash the wedding in Cousin Jimmy’s red Mustang.  Digger can’t keep the car straight, though, and ends up missing everyone and driving into the pool.  Everyone laughs except Jock, who snarls “Dammit!” and smacks a newspaper he was holding for some reason.  Freeze frame, credits roll.</blockquote>