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<blockquote data-quote="Taylor Bennett Jr." data-source="post: 340054" data-attributes="member: 2740">struggling financially as a common shop girl with expensive &#039;party habits&#039;, a young Pam worked occasionally as one of &quot;Laurie&#039;s girls&quot;, as JR&#039;s pal Vice Detective Matt Henderson affectionally called them.&nbsp; That explains why she was suddenly &#039;best friends&#039; with Leanne Rees in that one episode - they&#039;d known each other for years.One of her top clients was the dynamic and virile oilman Andy Bradley.&nbsp; After they&#039;d been seeing each other for a while, Pam realized she was pregnant.&nbsp; Frightened by her brother&#039;s experience with the love of his life, Penny Ames (no relation to the thuggish Jeb), Pam refused to get an abortion.&nbsp;&nbsp; Not wanting a scandal, Andy arranged to have the child born in Rome and immediately shipped off to a nunnery.By pure happenstance, Pam happened to have the baby at the same time in the same Italian hospital as Jenna.&nbsp; The babies were accidentally switched by a drunken nurse, and the &#039;Charlie&#039; we know was really Andinetta Bradley.&nbsp;&nbsp; The real Charlie Wade-Marchetta has been out saving souls in Calcutta and other exotic locales for decades now, working toward possible sainthood.Eventually. DNA tests reveal the snafu, and as Harve Smithfield dramatically declares in a tense Season 10 episode, the entire Ewing fortune (and the underrated Bradley Oil) now belongs to &#039;Charlie&#039;.I humbly submit that the above is stupid, but not as stupid as Haleyville.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Taylor Bennett Jr., post: 340054, member: 2740"] struggling financially as a common shop girl with expensive 'party habits', a young Pam worked occasionally as one of "Laurie's girls", as JR's pal Vice Detective Matt Henderson affectionally called them. That explains why she was suddenly 'best friends' with Leanne Rees in that one episode - they'd known each other for years. One of her top clients was the dynamic and virile oilman Andy Bradley. After they'd been seeing each other for a while, Pam realized she was pregnant. Frightened by her brother's experience with the love of his life, Penny Ames (no relation to the thuggish Jeb), Pam refused to get an abortion. Not wanting a scandal, Andy arranged to have the child born in Rome and immediately shipped off to a nunnery. By pure happenstance, Pam happened to have the baby at the same time in the same Italian hospital as Jenna. The babies were accidentally switched by a drunken nurse, and the 'Charlie' we know was really Andinetta Bradley. The real Charlie Wade-Marchetta has been out saving souls in Calcutta and other exotic locales for decades now, working toward possible sainthood. Eventually. DNA tests reveal the snafu, and as Harve Smithfield dramatically declares in a tense Season 10 episode, the entire Ewing fortune (and the underrated Bradley Oil) now belongs to 'Charlie'. I humbly submit that the above is stupid, but not as stupid as Haleyville. [/QUOTE]

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