Class stuff; warts, beauty spots and all. Not a bit of cosmetic surgery or plastic surgery, to be seen.
J.R. goes to a rodeo that Jock’s impersonator Wes Parmalee is watching; (a scene from season 9; DVD-10, 1986-'87):
J.R. walks past Wes.
Wes: “Hello J.R.!”
J.R.: “Well. Hello daddy! I’m glad to see you got your memory back long enough to recognise me.”
Wes: “You’ve lost some weight since I saw ya. You’re looking good.”
J.R.: “Well I’d like to say the same about you but since I never laid eyes on you, in my life before that would be a little difficult.”
Wes: “How did you find me?”
J.R.: “They told me at your motel you hung out around here. Not something the real Jock Ewing would do!”
Wes: “I’ve changed.”
J.R.: “Yeah, more than a little.”
Wes: “Now you’re going to tell me you don’t believe I’m your daddy either.”
J.R.: “Well it would be a waste of time. I came down here to ask you a question.”
Wes: “Ask ahead, I’ve got nothing to hide.”
J.R.: “What do you want to drop this act and get the hell out of Dallas?”
Wes laughs: “I gotta say you boys are acting true to form. Bobby came by to beat the tar outta me and you want to buy me out.”
J.R.: “Now I didn’t come here to discuss my family. You’re obviously a fraud, you have no fingerprints. I wouldn’t put it past ya to have burnt them off yourself. There’s no way we can check your dental records and your memory comes and goes.”
Wes: “Don’t forget the voice boy.”
J.R.: “Yeah that’s the biggest croc of all right there. You know if you’re smart you’d take some money and get outta here.”
Wes: “Could be I’m not after money.”
J.R.: “Sure ya are. I can smell it. Now Bobby might be too nice to do ya any real harm but I wouldn’t find it any trouble at all to get a couple of good ole’ boys and have them run you out of town one night.”
Wes: “You know I’ve been gone so long both of you boys have forgot something about me.”
J.R.: “Oh!”
Wes: “Jock Ewing can’t be scared off and he can’t be bought off. Now like it or not J.R. your daddy’s back to stay.”
Wes looks sternly at J.R. and then walks off to his truck.