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<blockquote data-quote="Rove" data-source="post: 138159" data-attributes="member: 100">Perhaps it was once a mirror. After performing her matrimonial duties Sue Ellen sashays down the famous Southfork staircase. She grabs a fine bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. She turns and meanders up to the mirror;[ATTACH=full]13128[/ATTACH]
Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who is the true matriarch of Southfork after all?

Damn thing shatters.
Next morning Theresa discovers pieces of glass and quickly attempts to hoover up the mess but is confronted by Miss Ellie. Knowing she is about to host the fine ladies of Braddock Miss Ellie ushers for Ray. Upon his arrival she asks, &quot;Ray. Go up into the attic and fetch me that fine piece of marble we kept from the original Southworth house.&quot; Ray replies. &quot;Southfork has an attic?&quot; Miss Ellie responds with a short, &quot;Yes Ray. Southfork has an attic. It&#039;s where I keep my fine collection of shotguns.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Rove, post: 138159, member: 100"] Perhaps it was once a mirror. After performing her matrimonial duties Sue Ellen sashays down the famous Southfork staircase. She grabs a fine bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. She turns and meanders up to the mirror; [CENTER][ATTACH=full]13128[/ATTACH] Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the true matriarch of Southfork after all? Damn thing shatters. [/CENTER] Next morning Theresa discovers pieces of glass and quickly attempts to hoover up the mess but is confronted by Miss Ellie. Knowing she is about to host the fine ladies of Braddock Miss Ellie ushers for Ray. Upon his arrival she asks, "Ray. Go up into the attic and fetch me that fine piece of marble we kept from the original Southworth house." Ray replies. "Southfork has an attic?" Miss Ellie responds with a short, "Yes Ray. Southfork has an attic. It's where I keep my fine collection of shotguns." [CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]

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