Swellin
Telly Talk Active Member
What if Dallas was real and the ladies of Southfork were in a franchise of Real Housewives:
The housewives would be and their introductory taglines:
Miss Ellie: " I'm famous for my chilli, but that's not the only fiery thing about me"
Sue Ellen: " No matter how many years that go by, I will always be a queen, and I have a crown to prove it"
Donna: " Being a famous author, I know how to read anyone in a room"
Jenna: "Just because I grew up next to Southfork, I'm anything but the girl next door"
Pam: " As a successful businesswoman, you don't want to be my enemy as you won't be able to deal with me"
April: " Although my name is April, every month of the year is about me"
The housewives would be and their introductory taglines:
Miss Ellie: " I'm famous for my chilli, but that's not the only fiery thing about me"
Sue Ellen: " No matter how many years that go by, I will always be a queen, and I have a crown to prove it"
Donna: " Being a famous author, I know how to read anyone in a room"
Jenna: "Just because I grew up next to Southfork, I'm anything but the girl next door"
Pam: " As a successful businesswoman, you don't want to be my enemy as you won't be able to deal with me"
April: " Although my name is April, every month of the year is about me"