Well I guess I can't blame you, because it's very difficult to see with the naked eye.
That's why I've changed these images into negative.
It's a very complex, chemical process - and Interpol and Scotland Yard even managed to catch a glamorous but very sinister vixen thanks to my brilliant formula.
Anyway, after processing, the title cards show their real message:

The same hidden message appears in every title card.
Now, what does it
mean?
Based on a very complex calculation system, and the fact that I've watched some episodes, I conclude that these title cards suffer from an identity crisis.
It's a subconscious cry for help. They have no idea what they're doing there, and the only one who can save their title cards is Nicollette Sheridan.
And there's more: I can now reveal that Nicollette Sheridan will in fact join the cast of CW Dynasty.
You don't have to thank me because I'm here to help. But if you can't resist then a winner-rating will be just fine.