Title card analysis

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Fallon has hands in the air (does she care?)

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Crystle... well, nothing, but I guess it suits her. I think @Snarky's Ghost would like this Christmassy feel of snowflakes.

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Steven - exploding champagne. Because can't barely wait to meet Trampy Ho! He's so excited he should be on caffeine pills!!!
 

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Hunky Michael is waiting for nuFallon at the airport - of course!!

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Big city dreams for Jeff!

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Explosions arise when Trampy Ho is in sight!
 

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You know, I'm such a good detective!:gotcha:
It's not what you see, but what you don't see. Look closer! It's shocking, but it also makes perfect sense.
 

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No? Not yet?
Well I guess I can't blame you, because it's very difficult to see with the naked eye.

That's why I've changed these images into negative.
It's a very complex, chemical process - and Interpol and Scotland Yard even managed to catch a glamorous but very sinister vixen thanks to my brilliant formula.
Anyway, after processing, the title cards show their real message:

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The same hidden message appears in every title card.

Now, what does it mean?
Based on a very complex calculation system, and the fact that I've watched some episodes, I conclude that these title cards suffer from an identity crisis.
It's a subconscious cry for help. They have no idea what they're doing there, and the only one who can save their title cards is Nicollette Sheridan.
And there's more: I can now reveal that Nicollette Sheridan will in fact join the cast of CW Dynasty.

You don't have to thank me because I'm here to help. But if you can't resist then a winner-rating will be just fine.
 

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But what if ... Sheridans title card has the same hidden message? :eck:
 

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But what if ... Sheridans title card has the same hidden message? :eck:
Well obviously it would mean that she's not Nicollette Sheridan, but an impostor. And, as we all know, the only actress who could pull it off is...

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But I don't think they'll show the fake-Alexis (played by fake-N. Sheridan) before the real Alexis (played by the real N. Sheridan).
I mean, what's next? A UFO? A body in the lake? "Jill was justified"? No, thank you!
 

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Season 2 title cards:

Fallon - Looks like broken glass
Alexis - Oil rig in background and Alexis in semi-disguise
Cristal #2 - Looks like an ocean of oil, she found what Alexis was looking for
Steven - I don't know what that's supposed to be, but it's much lighter in colour
Sammy Jo - Fire, because he's hot?
Michael - Champagne, he's moved up on the social ladder since last season
Jeff - He broke Michael's champagne glasses
Kirby - Looks much like Fallon´s card, because she wants to be Fallon
Anders - Something shiny, like everything in the mansion should be
Blake - City and fast driving cars
 

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That was all about diamonds and the big one on her finger. I'm gonna be the new queen in town, so move over, bitches!
 
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