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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Willie Oleson" data-source="post: 73683" data-attributes="member: 8">Haha. The "lock, stock & something" thing always works.On The Colbys, Sable hissed at her sister: "It's all yours now - lock, stock and Baccarat"1. JR Ewing (because can you imagine to have a father like JR?)2. Kristin Shepard (because every soap needs a murderous vixen as "the mother")3. Jock Ewing (the original oil tycoon and his dysfunctional offspring)4. Miss Ellie (for all the kitchen advice and dining room drama)5. Sue Ellen (when she didn't want to have anything to do with her child, and then also when she had a change of heart. As Lucy said "without an heir you're nothing")6. Clayton Farlow (who fell in love with his son's lover, and I really liked his ranch)7. Patricia Shepard (and her quest to create the perfect Dallas wife. Still, I kinda liked her).8. Pamela (because she wanted it so badly she believed Bobby went for baby-shopping. Where does it come from? Who cares)9. Vanessa Beaumont (because every soap needs a mother who secretly raises an heir in - gasp! - Europe, which also explains why he looked like a hairless Versace model)10. Bobby?</blockquote>