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Dallas - The Original Series
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<blockquote data-quote="Snarky Oracle!" data-source="post: 346964" data-attributes="member: 57984"><p>All good ideas.</p><p></p><p>How about THE MARVELOUS MAINWARINGS, in which Kip becomes the gay equivalent of JR, a Machiavellian manipulator with a big cock on every wall who proposes marriage to all the well-moneyed ingenues of Texas, only breaking it off with all of them once he's secured financial benefits from the engagements, tearfully begging his fiancées to keep his homosexuality a secret.</p><p></p><p>And his family -- and husband -- completely approves. His daddy crowing, "That boy's gonna go far!"</p><p></p><p>At the end of each season, however, one of his jilted betrothed spills the beans, leading to the annual cliffhanger, usually involving her body dumped in the oil field out back of the family mansion, Kip finally violating the body just before he covers her with dirt because he can only be aroused by a woman when she is, y'know, dead and stuff.</p><p></p><p>Lucy had no idea how lucky she was.</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.televisionofyore.com/uploads/9/3/0/3/9303799/s2e21-5_1_orig.jpeg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snarky Oracle!, post: 346964, member: 57984"] All good ideas. How about THE MARVELOUS MAINWARINGS, in which Kip becomes the gay equivalent of JR, a Machiavellian manipulator with a big cock on every wall who proposes marriage to all the well-moneyed ingenues of Texas, only breaking it off with all of them once he's secured financial benefits from the engagements, tearfully begging his fiancées to keep his homosexuality a secret. And his family -- and husband -- completely approves. His daddy crowing, "That boy's gonna go far!" At the end of each season, however, one of his jilted betrothed spills the beans, leading to the annual cliffhanger, usually involving her body dumped in the oil field out back of the family mansion, Kip finally violating the body just before he covers her with dirt because he can only be aroused by a woman when she is, y'know, dead and stuff. Lucy had no idea how lucky she was. [IMG]http://www.televisionofyore.com/uploads/9/3/0/3/9303799/s2e21-5_1_orig.jpeg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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