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Dallas - The Original Series
Who Sired J.R.?
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<blockquote data-quote="Willie Oleson" data-source="post: 352180" data-attributes="member: 8"><p>Maybe it's a little far-fetched but I'd explain Peter's paternity as follows:</p><p>After Angela's reckless driving accident that crippled Tuscany Valley resident Elizabeth permanently (another life ruined, and a toast to you, bitch) Angela herself was also hosptitalized because that's what rich people do when they need a band-aid.</p><p>Filthy rich playboy Peter. who had been obsessively in love with Angela for quite a while, has spies everywhere and is indeed watching her every move.</p><p>He bribes/threatens a doctor to drug Angela and then artificial inseminate her with Peter's semen freshly and cold-packed flown in from Greece.</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile, in another soap city:</p><p>Ding-dong!</p><p>UPS guy: Semen, freshly flown in from Greece! Could you please sign here?</p><p>Alexis: But I ordered croissants freshly flown in from France, you idiot! Do I look like I need <em>more</em> semen? *slams door*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Willie Oleson, post: 352180, member: 8"] Maybe it's a little far-fetched but I'd explain Peter's paternity as follows: After Angela's reckless driving accident that crippled Tuscany Valley resident Elizabeth permanently (another life ruined, and a toast to you, bitch) Angela herself was also hosptitalized because that's what rich people do when they need a band-aid. Filthy rich playboy Peter. who had been obsessively in love with Angela for quite a while, has spies everywhere and is indeed watching her every move. He bribes/threatens a doctor to drug Angela and then artificial inseminate her with Peter's semen freshly and cold-packed flown in from Greece. Meanwhile, in another soap city: Ding-dong! UPS guy: Semen, freshly flown in from Greece! Could you please sign here? Alexis: But I ordered croissants freshly flown in from France, you idiot! Do I look like I need [I]more[/I] semen? *slams door* [/QUOTE]
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