Who would you want in the elevator?

[Snarky Oracle!]

Alan Beam and Mickey Trotter. When the elevator's finally opened, the two are found suffocated to death, their chest hair interwoven and the corpses inextricable.

Drunk, Lucy blames Sue Ellen. JR simply mutters: "Those couple o' phaggits...",

 

[Toni]

I´d put in the elevator Jenna-Presley, April, Vanessa Grandmont, and Da Winger Tramp. Then I´d let it fall hard...

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[Justine]

J.R. and Christopher - it's how little Christopher learns about the time everyone thought uncle J.R. was his real daddy

 

[Ollie james]

Miss Elle and Donna could have been an interesting character driven scene. Two strong women in a family of complex and difficult men. I think a scene like that would have been best handled by Peter Dunne or another member of the Knots production team. The characters and storylines of the later years were so awful I think we could all have done with something resembling the show we loved.