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<blockquote data-quote="Grant Jennings" data-source="post: 284196" data-attributes="member: 746"><p>Johnny f***ing Rourke is the single worst character on <em>Knots Landing</em> and one of the worst characters in the history of television. No, make that the history of entertainment. No, make that the history of mankind. Even a story told by the least evolved Homo habilis was likely to have better developed characters than Johnny f***ing Rourke. The biggest problem with Johnny f***ing Rourke is that he was played by Peter f***ing Reckell, a creature totally devoid of talent, charisma or any other characteristic that would deem one worthy of appearing on television.</p><p></p><p>I believe an executive at Lorimar (who would have been better suited at a career in a sewage treatment facility than one in the entertainment industry) got the <em>brilliant </em>idea to hire Reckell and another creature devoid of any appeal - Kristian Alfonso - away from <em>Days of Our Lives </em>to star, respectively, on <em>Knots Landing</em> and <em>Falcon Crest. </em>I don't know who this Lorimar executive was but I will identify them. I will find them and I will kill them. I will feed them to feral dogs.</p><p></p><p>As for Reckell and Alfonoso: they should have been sent back to Salem. Not the fictional Salem of Days of Our Lives but late 17th century Salem, Massachusetts where they would be accused of witchcraft and hanged. And we, the viewing audience, would have been spared Johnny f***ing Rourke and Pilar f***ing Ortega and, if there were any justice in this world, Ana Alicia/Melissa Agretti would have remained on <em>Falcon Crest</em>. </p><p></p><p>I hate Jean Hackney, too.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Grant Jennings, post: 284196, member: 746"] Johnny f***ing Rourke is the single worst character on [I]Knots Landing[/I] and one of the worst characters in the history of television. No, make that the history of entertainment. No, make that the history of mankind. Even a story told by the least evolved Homo habilis was likely to have better developed characters than Johnny f***ing Rourke. The biggest problem with Johnny f***ing Rourke is that he was played by Peter f***ing Reckell, a creature totally devoid of talent, charisma or any other characteristic that would deem one worthy of appearing on television. I believe an executive at Lorimar (who would have been better suited at a career in a sewage treatment facility than one in the entertainment industry) got the [I]brilliant [/I]idea to hire Reckell and another creature devoid of any appeal - Kristian Alfonso - away from [I]Days of Our Lives [/I]to star, respectively, on [I]Knots Landing[/I] and [I]Falcon Crest. [/I]I don't know who this Lorimar executive was but I will identify them. I will find them and I will kill them. I will feed them to feral dogs. As for Reckell and Alfonoso: they should have been sent back to Salem. Not the fictional Salem of Days of Our Lives but late 17th century Salem, Massachusetts where they would be accused of witchcraft and hanged. And we, the viewing audience, would have been spared Johnny f***ing Rourke and Pilar f***ing Ortega and, if there were any justice in this world, Ana Alicia/Melissa Agretti would have remained on [I]Falcon Crest[/I]. I hate Jean Hackney, too. [/QUOTE]
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