You know you watch too much Dallas when. . .

[pete lashmar]

You know when you've watched too much Dallas when you reach for the remote control to fast forward any song being sung, just in case it's Afton strangling another cat!

 

[DallasFanForever]

I think you know you’re watching too much Dallas when you’re watching a scene with Bobby and Katherine and you’re trying to figure out who has more hair

 

[DaveyL]

One time a long time ago, about 15 years ago, I had to go to urgent care and had IV put in. I said "I feel like a damn TV station".

 

[Laurie Marr]

As a 12 year old the early signs of advanced Ewingphilia was repurposing a bath salts jar to look like a decanter - then filling it with a bourbon coloured soft drink. I even perfected a freeze frame chuckle in front of a mirror as I sipped the slightly soapy syrup….

 

[Jimmy Todd]

One symptom is, before answering a phone, to reach up to your earlobe and take off an imaginary earring

Not that I do that.

Necessarily.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

As a 12 year old the early signs of advanced Ewingphilia was repurposing a bath salts jar to look like a decanter - then filling it with a bourbon coloured soft drink. I even perfected a freeze frame chuckle in front of a mirror as I sipped the slightly soapy syrup….

I can picture you standing there saying to yourself, "I'm a drunk and an unfit Mother!"

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

One symptom is, before answering a phone, to reach up to your earlobe and take off an imaginary earring

Not that I do that.

Necessarily.

Well just as long as you don't ring the police and say "I'd like to report a double murder! This is Sue Ellen Ewing!"

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

I constantly hear the shows signature tune playing in my mind.

The BBC announcer saying "And now on One more drama at Southfork in Dallas!"

And then I get the ITV Night-Time announcer saying "And now we Return To Eden!!"

 

[Richard Channing]

Every time I sleep with one of my sister's husbands and then shoot him I have a little chuckle and say to myself I definitely watch too much Dallas.

 

[Lastkidpicked]

Every time I sleep with one of my sister's husbands and then shoot him I have a little chuckle and say to myself I definitely watch too much Dallas.

You know you watch too much Dallas when you read the above statement and immediately think:

"We'd better hire Scotty Demarest!"

 

[Jimmy Todd]

Well just as long as you don't ring the police and say "I'd like to report a double murder! This is Sue Ellen Ewing!"

Well...actually, there was that one time...

 

[DaveyL]

Also, sometimes when I drink coffee, which isn't often, I do Digger Barnes' line "that's good black coffee".

 

[pete lashmar]

You know you've watched too much Dallas when you watch TV and read newspapers in a cheap blonde wig....for absolutely no reason at all!

 

[the-lost-son]

Whenever I hear the word "outing" - I can't help myself sneering in my mind:
"Is that all you did? Just an innocent little outing to Abileene?"