OK so last night I gave Jaws 3 another outing. Yikes. I don't know why when I was younger this one was my favourite (briefly). It's maybe because it was shiny.
I loved it too when I was young enough not to know any better.
The SeaWorld angle made me really uncomfortable when I last watched it. Those poor dolphins and Orca.
The most hilarious thing about Jaws 3 is Calvin (some damn shark's mutha!)
He's brilliant.
Oh dear God. The shark reversing out of the tunnel in that video.

All that's missing is the sound effect:
Dear God I cannot tolerate Bess Armstrong. I just can't do it. OK I love that she loves the dolphins but all the happy happy happy happy stuff and her constant gesticulation really grates on me.
Ha!! I thought of you recently when listening to Barney Rosenzweig's audiobook about
Cagney & Lacey:
In 1983 (the same year
Jaws 3-D came out) he produced a Pilot called
This Girl For Hire, which was meant to be a noir-type detective show. He'd fought to get Farrah Fawcett who at that point was becoming a respected actress. She had become unavailable by the time negotiations were worked out.
Bess ended up taking the lead, but she was the network's choice and Rosenzweig wasn't a fan. I think you'll enjoy reading what he had to say about her:
It's a vehicle for a star. As Barbara Brady, Bess Armstrong acted the part nicely. She comported herself like the pro she is. If she is a star, however, it's from the fairly antiseptic school that Julie Andrews attended. Following my first-time meeting with Miss Armstrong, I remember noting in my diary: "What's Mary Poppins doing in 'The Maltese Falcon'?" It was too late for such a lamentation. She was already mine. The battle to get CBS to approve someone - especially someone with some individuality and star power was long and arduous. Ultimately, I failed.
There are two things that save
Jaws 3 for me.
1. Dennis Quaid in shorts
2. John Putch in wet briefs.
(I can't find a picture, so here's one of him in shorts too)