Spooky Owl!
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Perhaps more than the bizarre new Southfork interiors, if there was one, single issue with the 2012-2014 reboot which was metaphoric for nuDALLAS' issues, it was Ann Ewing -- and the character's casting.
Introducing Bobby's new wife with the smug, entitled victim Ann (and Brenda Strong's hiring for the role) seemed to encapsulate everything that was wrong-headed about the new show... Did Bobby really need a DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE (in attitude or in actual fact) marital partner?
You never believed them together. And for a Bobby who'd become too smuggy even by mid-series of the oldDALLAS to have tolerated the more predatory version of Jenna Wade played initially by Morgan Fairchild (which is why, limited thespianic skills notwithstanding, Priscilla Presley's more docile Jenna probably worked better by the point she arrived on Southfork by 1983) he would surely never have picked up Ann thirty years later and put a ring on it.
But I just hate Amm Ewing. I'm sure Brenda Strong is a lovely person, but her version of Ann is exactly the kind of woman most men detest. She's the type of casting a woman producer in the 2010s (and probably now) would cast -- thinking her "strong and independent and yet palpitatingly vulnerable" when she's really just utterly contemptible... I mean, she's almost smugger than Bobby!
If such a thing is possible.
I hate her. I just hate her. She has no reason to be there and functions as a de facto feministic gargoyle hovering over the ranch, her ever-watchful eye ensuring everything is All About Her (and most of the plots indeed were) and sinking the show with her privileged soccer mom smarminess.
And it's not just the scripts but Ms. Strong's countenance.
I hope Ann Ewing actually died in that car bomb intended for Christopher.
I just hate her.
Introducing Bobby's new wife with the smug, entitled victim Ann (and Brenda Strong's hiring for the role) seemed to encapsulate everything that was wrong-headed about the new show... Did Bobby really need a DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE (in attitude or in actual fact) marital partner?
You never believed them together. And for a Bobby who'd become too smuggy even by mid-series of the oldDALLAS to have tolerated the more predatory version of Jenna Wade played initially by Morgan Fairchild (which is why, limited thespianic skills notwithstanding, Priscilla Presley's more docile Jenna probably worked better by the point she arrived on Southfork by 1983) he would surely never have picked up Ann thirty years later and put a ring on it.
But I just hate Amm Ewing. I'm sure Brenda Strong is a lovely person, but her version of Ann is exactly the kind of woman most men detest. She's the type of casting a woman producer in the 2010s (and probably now) would cast -- thinking her "strong and independent and yet palpitatingly vulnerable" when she's really just utterly contemptible... I mean, she's almost smugger than Bobby!
If such a thing is possible.
I hate her. I just hate her. She has no reason to be there and functions as a de facto feministic gargoyle hovering over the ranch, her ever-watchful eye ensuring everything is All About Her (and most of the plots indeed were) and sinking the show with her privileged soccer mom smarminess.
And it's not just the scripts but Ms. Strong's countenance.
I hope Ann Ewing actually died in that car bomb intended for Christopher.
I just hate her.
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