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Here is a parody of the opening credits. Imho it is amusing. The two Ellies are there; Jock, Clayton, Sue Ellen with her token bottle and guess what even Charlie Wade features c/w a photo of Brad Pitt.
Jock, Ray and Donna are having morning coffee, in the Southfork dining room. Ellie soon joins them and a marital tiff erupts, (a scene from season 3, DVD-4, 1980 – ‘81):
Ray says to Jock: “About Bobby. According to JR he is on the senate committee that is going to decide about Takapa.”
Jock: “Well now that is one vote we can count on.”
Ellie joins them and says: “Do you really think so little of Bobby?”
Jock: “I think he is smart enough to understand good business, when he sees it, that’s for sure.”
Ellie: “Is that what you call it? I call it ravaging the land, for profit.”
Ray looks at a dejected Jock and then gives his $0.02 worth: “Miss Ellie I understand how you feel about this. But we are not going to ravage the land. We just want to turn a swamp into something useful. Something that people might benefit by.”
Ellie retaliates: “A swamp! When you were a ranch foreman you had a very high regard for the land. It was very special to you. All you used to care about was the best price for cattle feed. But since you have become a Ewing your values seemed to have changed, along with your knowledge. You are now an expert on knowing what is best for people!”
Jock intervenes: “Damn it woman, get off a Ray’s back! Since this whole thing started you haven’t been fit to live with and I am not putting up with it, anymore. I’m going to Dallas!”
Ellie: “Jock if that’s the way you feel, when you get to Dallas stay there!”
Jock leaves the room, while saying: “That’s just exactly what I am gonna do!”
Jock, Ray and Donna are having morning coffee, in the Southfork dining room. Ellie soon joins them and a marital tiff erupts, (a scene from season 3, DVD-4, 1980 – ‘81):
Ray says to Jock: “About Bobby. According to JR he is on the senate committee that is going to decide about Takapa.”
Jock: “Well now that is one vote we can count on.”
Ellie joins them and says: “Do you really think so little of Bobby?”
Jock: “I think he is smart enough to understand good business, when he sees it, that’s for sure.”
Ellie: “Is that what you call it? I call it ravaging the land, for profit.”
Ray looks at a dejected Jock and then gives his $0.02 worth: “Miss Ellie I understand how you feel about this. But we are not going to ravage the land. We just want to turn a swamp into something useful. Something that people might benefit by.”
Ellie retaliates: “A swamp! When you were a ranch foreman you had a very high regard for the land. It was very special to you. All you used to care about was the best price for cattle feed. But since you have become a Ewing your values seemed to have changed, along with your knowledge. You are now an expert on knowing what is best for people!”
Jock intervenes: “Damn it woman, get off a Ray’s back! Since this whole thing started you haven’t been fit to live with and I am not putting up with it, anymore. I’m going to Dallas!”
Ellie: “Jock if that’s the way you feel, when you get to Dallas stay there!”
Jock leaves the room, while saying: “That’s just exactly what I am gonna do!”
