"Abbyslapper"

[tommie]

noun
vulgar slang•North American
noun: Abbyslapper; plural noun: Abbyslappers; noun: Abby-slapper; plural noun: Abby-slappers

1. 1.
   a despicable or very unpleasant person or thing.
2. 2.
   a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable, remarkable, or impressive in some way.
3. when you slap innocent angels like Abby Cunningham Ewing Sumner or Thrillin' Jill

You're all welcome.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Here's another one:

 

[tommie]

Here's another one:

Oh God, I hate it when people spell my name wrong. There are no "Tommy's" in here. Sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine - it's tomm-I-E. So your joke doesn't even work really, sorry about it.

 

[Willie Oleson]

So your joke doesn't even work really

It's not my fault that your name is spelled wrong. But I still think it's super-funny.

 

[Toni]

Nobody mentions the infamous "Bobbysuckers" (all the women who went after Bobby after Pam...)?

 

[Willie Oleson]

 

[Steven Wayne]

That was my association, too! Such a Eurovision classic...