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<blockquote data-quote="Biggie" data-source="post: 390586" data-attributes="member: 24034"><p>DFF I suggest you get comfortable... I'm banging this meandering epic out on my laptop so you know.</p><p></p><p>Back in 1998 a dear chum of mine invited his old school friend to pitch up at his crib, pay a token rent while he settles in civvy street after about 7 years in the army.</p><p>The guy, Alan pitched up and was nice enough to begin with, but I quickly saw that the man talked a good game, but played a weak game. He believed I was some type of fool... (my IQ is genius level, although sometimes...) He was just a twit.</p><p></p><p>Well back then popular media personality Chris Evens with his vast wealth started dating rising star, the 20something attractive Billie Piper. The press fixated on the age gap as he was much older and how he was wooing Billie with lavish gifts, I recall a Ferrari was one such gift. They were on TV and the printed press to the point of saturation. (stay with me... getting there soon)</p><p></p><p>Partying up regular at the house he was living at with out paying his rent, I had a nefarious idea.... the next time Billie Piper appeared on the TV, in a newspaper, magazine or conversation I looked at Alan and said "did you know Billie Piper has one eye?" I kept on saying that time and time again, for months. Every photo showed I was talking nonsense. C'mon it was obvious!</p><p></p><p>Fast forward a few months and hanging out at the house with the TV on, Billie and Chris were on the screen. Alan then turned to a guy that was there and said to him "It's a shame Billie Piper only has one eye" Alan offered that gem in a matter of fact manner. I laughed so hard so so hard how i didn't piss myself is a miracle.</p><p></p><p>When he asked what was so funny, I said that he'd never understand... with Billie Piper and her TWO eyes still on the TV. Truly I excelled here.</p><p></p><p></p><p>If you witnessed someone you knew up to no good, and knowing that if word got about it would cause pain and upset, what would you do?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Biggie, post: 390586, member: 24034"] DFF I suggest you get comfortable... I'm banging this meandering epic out on my laptop so you know. Back in 1998 a dear chum of mine invited his old school friend to pitch up at his crib, pay a token rent while he settles in civvy street after about 7 years in the army. The guy, Alan pitched up and was nice enough to begin with, but I quickly saw that the man talked a good game, but played a weak game. He believed I was some type of fool... (my IQ is genius level, although sometimes...) He was just a twit. Well back then popular media personality Chris Evens with his vast wealth started dating rising star, the 20something attractive Billie Piper. The press fixated on the age gap as he was much older and how he was wooing Billie with lavish gifts, I recall a Ferrari was one such gift. They were on TV and the printed press to the point of saturation. (stay with me... getting there soon) Partying up regular at the house he was living at with out paying his rent, I had a nefarious idea.... the next time Billie Piper appeared on the TV, in a newspaper, magazine or conversation I looked at Alan and said "did you know Billie Piper has one eye?" I kept on saying that time and time again, for months. Every photo showed I was talking nonsense. C'mon it was obvious! Fast forward a few months and hanging out at the house with the TV on, Billie and Chris were on the screen. Alan then turned to a guy that was there and said to him "It's a shame Billie Piper only has one eye" Alan offered that gem in a matter of fact manner. I laughed so hard so so hard how i didn't piss myself is a miracle. When he asked what was so funny, I said that he'd never understand... with Billie Piper and her TWO eyes still on the TV. Truly I excelled here. If you witnessed someone you knew up to no good, and knowing that if word got about it would cause pain and upset, what would you do? [/QUOTE]
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