Episodes 616 - 630
21 September - 9 November 1988
Read into this what you will, but I finished watching the latest selection of dropped episodes several days ago and have only just realised that I hadn’t posted anything about it. And now a good deal of what I’ve seen has faded from memory.
Number Ten seems the obvious place to start. Moving the Grants out of Number Five, has cemented the Corkhills’ place as the series’ First Family. If there’s something of interest happening, it’s invariably going to be here.
I’m pleased to say that I haven’t hated Sheila’s arrival in the house, as I feared might be the case way ahead of time. It
is a little contrived and convenient, but the performances make the story work, and the onscreen chemistry is the clincher. Sheila and Billy as a pairing would have been unthinkable a fairly short time ago in screen time, but there’s just something that makes the viewer root for them (even Barry can see something between them, even though nothing is overtly said). If nothing else, these two deserve a break and a bit of happiness.
To remind us we’re on to a good thing, Kathy is there to remind us of what Billy
doesn’t need. She’s decided she wants him - and confides this in Sheila herself - but underneath it all is a sense that it’s for the wrong reasons, and it just doesn’t feel right. Kathy’s been a really interesting combination in some of these episodes. She’s manipulated Billy into inviting Sheila to stay, but it’s tempered by her good intentions. She wants to save Sheila from a bedsit worse than death and she’s such a good friend she willingly removed herself from the household, suffering staying with the sister she can’t stand to make room for Sheila. It’s very sweet, in a Kathy kind of way, and this sweetness adds layers to things when she decides she has designs on her on-off-lover’s brother. He’s been kind to her, so it all makes sense, even if we can see there’s no future.
As for Jimmy himself, his return episodes have a curiosity factor owing to the fact he was evidently stepping into scenes that were intended for Jamie. Having scanned over Phil Redmond’s book recently I remembered that the blow up in front of cast and crew which resulted in Redmond giving Sean McKee his marching orders happened over Sean protesting about a scene involving a shrunken t-shirt, so as soon as Jamie pulled his t-shirt out of the washing machine I realised this was his final episode.
Even more bizarrely, Jimmy could be viewed as also filling in for Sinbad during this time, taking on a window washing escapade in the Close in which a bottle of perfume he is attempting to pilfer from the Collinses bathroom windowsill is dropped onto the sink, smashing it, leading to an escapade where he replaces the Collinses bathroom suite (avocado, naturally) with the suite from the now-empty Number Five, which takes up half the night (Annabelle’s expression of distaste at the champagne colour was made to Sheila of all people). The series having its own bank of rogues and scallies comes into its own here, because it could have been Jimmy, Jamie or Sinbad with barely any change to the script.
It’s actually the intersecting scenes which give away how this was originally intended to look: Jamie doesn’t show up to meet Tracy after work, to her fury, which gives her boss the opportunity to further sexually harass her. Knowing Jamie was meant to be caught up with the bathroom suite business, adds a nice undercurrent of pathos. In the final product, though, one scene has nothing to do with the other, and we simply learn a short time later that Jamie has got himself a job in Scotland offscreen. And that’s that. The loss of Jamie is another blow to a series that’s had more than its share in the last twelve months or so.
Rod’s policing continues to bring an element of
The Bill to the series. He’s still facing a moral dilemma over whether or not to speak up over the police brutality he’s seen, and Tommo’s been stabbed whilst on a raid with Rod. In a nice touch, it’s Sheila who mentions in passing that it was Tommo who had brought her the news of Damon’s death.
Upon Sheila’s arrival, much was made of Tracy’s unhappiness over it - little was said, but there were some very stony looks exchanged. The two have bonded quickly, though. Likewise, Julia’s little comments quickly dampened down. The Hallowe’en party Tracy threw for Claire was a breath of fresh air. Tracy, Julia and Sheila are certainly an interesting combination, and with Julia at her shrillest and most vibrant there was a sense of fun to the proceedings.
Has Chrissy Rogers been working in the estate agents this whole time? It was news to me, but it certainly proved very handy when it came to them learning that Harry was planning to sell Number Seven out from under them. When she’s written as shrewd and smart, I do enjoy Chrissy, and when Harry looked set to refuse their offer on the house, her sneaky (if probably illegal) gambit of making a second, lower offer anonymously, knowing that Harry would probably accept it was an example of this.
Frank’s union stuff is becoming a low-key disappointment for me. The reason remains the same: it’s simply because he isn’t Bobby. It should help that his approach and methods are different, but it’s small consolation. His sabotage of the executive washroom gave me mixed feelings. On the one hand it has the air of rebellion that was so prevalent in early
Brookie. On the other, it seemed unlikely he would have been kept on after that stunt. I just don’t believe he’s viewed as that indispensable, especially given his recent trouble with the stolen lorry.
It’s difficult not to look at Geoff’s difficulties through a 21st Century prism and wonder how on earth nobody seems to have considered some kind of SEND. Perhaps we’re a bit too aware of that these days, though, and too quick to grab some kind of label. Somewhere in between the two lies sanity.
Meanwhile, Sammy’s had her braces fitted and is off on demos. I well remember Sunetra Sarker as Sammy’s friend Nisha - in fact this is the first thing I think of whenever I see or hear of her - but my goodness. I can’t get over how young she looks and sounds here.
At Number Eight, the Collinses have a lot going on. Annabelle’s affair is heating up and now Sheila has been put on the spot by finding out about it (she enjoyed a sneaky little smile at Annabelle’s embarrassment).
I find myself wondering about the circumstances surrounding Stiffyn Parri’s departure. He simply vanished, and now Christopher’s character is being somewhat sullied with Gordon suspecting Chris and the friend who died of AIDS were more than friends. As I write, Gordon is hanging on the telephone, waiting to find out the results of his HIV test. If not compelling, it is proving watchable enough.
To celebrate the series’ Sixth Anniversary, Terry has proposed to Sue. I can’t help but feel the best days are now behind it.