Confession. I blew up the forum.

[Alexis]

It was an inside job. I did it, and I'm not sorry! Mwahahahahaa!
Why did I do it? It's actually rather clever you see. I did it so I could call myself "Alexis" instead of "alexis" I had considered asking a mod to change it but that seemed too complicated.

A new name and a new world order was the only solution.

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

 

[Richard Channing]

You bitch!!!

 

[Alexis]

You bitch!!!

Thank you.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Don't flatter yourself Alexis, it was an accident. It has been explained over and over again that the green button means "bring me coffee" and the red button "crash the site beyond repair" - you know, the one that should never be pressed. And yet you couldn't remember.
The Irish and technology - hopeless!

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

 

[Daniel Avery]

Crash a party? Oh, yes.

Crash a car? With alarming frequency.

Crash a website? Ehhhh, no. Alexis would sleep with the owner of the hosting company, then blackmail him into closing the site down. Nothing so messy as crashing the site. She would never ruin a perfect manicure by [gasp] typing on a keyboard!

 

[Alexis]

Crash a party? Oh, yes.

Crash a car? With alarming frequency.

Crash a website? Ehhhh, no. Alexis would sleep with the owner of the hosting company, then blackmail him into closing the site down. Nothing so messy as crashing the site. She would never ruin a perfect manicure by [gasp] typing on a keyboard!

That's exactly it... Those photographs of him and the goat proved invaluable. And I have a stenographer named Mario (My name is Markus) who does all my typing. And some other work also, after hours, at the penthouse.

 

[Presea]

It was an inside job. I did it, and I'm not sorry! Mwahahahahaa!
Why did I do it? It's actually rather clever you see. I did it so I could call myself "Alexis" instead of "alexis" I had considered asking a mod to change it but that seemed too complicated.

A new name and a new world order was the only solution.

Well, in that case you solved my problem, too! When I first signed up a little over a year ago, I accidentally made my username as presea. But thanks to you, I was finally able to capitalize that first letter!

 

[Kevmac]

It was an inside job. I did it, and I'm not sorry! Mwahahahahaa!

I kinda suspected this....

......

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

I have a stenographer named Mario

Are you sure? Since when do you remember their names correctly?

 

[Tatianna]

LOL, you made it all about you and now you've wrecked my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should be locked up for "computercide".

 

[Alexis]

Are you sure? Since when do you remember their names correctly?

My typist corrected the mistake. Duh...

 

[Alexis]

LOL, you made it all about you and now you've wrecked my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should be locked up for "computercide".

I didn't make it all about me... It just is...

 

[Kevmac]

..........

 

[That Bowie Girl]

It was an inside job. I did it, and I'm not sorry! Mwahahahahaa!

It was your Celine Dion thread that did it! I fear for our safety now that it's back

 

[Alexis]

It was your Celine Dion thread that did it! I fear for our safety now that it's back

And back with a vengeance!

 

[JROG]

You dirty tramp!

 

[Alexis]

You dirty tramp!

Thank you.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Apparently Cythnia Cidre did it because the storylines on Phallus were better than the storylines on DallasTNT.