Catching up on DS with 10 brand new episodes.
It's pretty awful but because there are so many new things going on it's still very addictive.
Even though a lot of bizarre events have already plagued the people of Collinsport, they still maintained a sense of disbelief as if it never happened.
Until now I didn't understand how crucial Victoria Winters' iconic quote "I don't understand" was to the overall narrative.
Now that she does understand, and has fully embraced the concept of time travel, it feels a bit like "anything goes".
This is underlined by Doctor Eric Lang - a man of science - who casually accepts the least likely of scenarios: his patient is a vampire.
It took Julia Hoffman quite a few episodes to draw that very conclusion, starting with Maggie Evans' peculiar blood disease.
And, btw, how hilarious that vampire Barnabas would end up in a hospital bed, only to be accidentally cured because of a random blood transfusion.
Then there's Jeff Clark who isn't Peter Bradford but I suspect that's just a matter of amnesia, exploited by Dr. Lang. After all, both Peter and Jeff are alleged murderers.
Because of my irregular DS watch I didn't remember that Barnabas and Vicky had wedding plans. Wasn't she romantically involved with Burke Devlin?
In the meantime, Carolyn tries to seduce Reverend Trask who is now Julia's lawyer. On their first date she runs off, courtesy of Barnabas, and Trask (forgot his name in this storyline) witnesses the two in a peculiar embrace.
Oddly enough, it is his interpretation of that embrace that seems more shocking than Barnabas' blood sucking antics.
Not only because Carolyn "betrays" him during their first date, not only because Barnabas is much older than she is (although this is rarely implied by the other characters, and technically he is still the same young man who was chained in the mausoleum in 1795) but also because she tells him, without a moment of hesitation, that he is her cousin!
Rightfully outraged he ends their date right there and then.
In another meantime, Roger Collins has fallen under the spell of the painting of Angelique which Vicky has bought in an antique shop.
These scenes are bafflingly stupid, something I would expect from Maggie but certainly not Roger, but at the same time there is something very eerie about his deceitful behaviour, and I simply need to know where this is going.
Dr. Lang's stethoscope (!!) is used as voodoo device to inflict severe headache attacks on the scheming doctor, including some intervals after which the doctor claims that "it's gone!" only to start all over again.
It's a ham extravaganza that has to be seen to be believed.