Whenever I hear that TV Guide continues to reduce its issues each year, I think back to TV Guide's great articles on the big soaps. It's a shame that the magazine is going down, but maybe the new spin-off will help a bit.
I think the problem started 20-odd years ago, when TVGuide, after half a century of being a petite-sized periodical that fit nicely into a small place neatly beside the checkout register in the grocery aisle, then expanded to a large-format tabloid that was now out of convenient reach for the normal customer who had been used to grabbing the earlier incarnation of the magazine as it stared them in the face when they were paying for their broccoli and Skittles.
I mean, duh. And they'll explain it any darned way they want to.
Back to the TV Guide article introducing The Colbys: it is mentioned that Esther once had the idea of airing two Dynasty episodes a week. How would storytelling have changed if Dynasty had a 52-episode season? Would current storylines just have been stretched or would have been more characters and storylines?
I've thought about that very thing, especially for Season 6 ('85-86), if they had brought The Colby family members into DYNASTY, the show airing twice a week, Bast & Huson in tow to guide the Heston & Company part of the program, blending the two factions nicely, and then, if it seems to work, spin-off THE COLBYS after 6 to 9 months -- if at all.
Sure, it might have been a little bloated -- but Season 6 already was. But "bloated," for a certain limited time, isn't always a bad thing, especially if it's the right kind of bloated.
So DYNASTY would have been 40 to 50 episodes long in Season 6 (instead of 31 -- most of which seemed to be focused on Rita escaping Blake's lustful touches and Krystle showering with Norman Beatty -- anyway, and yet we never even got to see Alexis briefly on the throne despite all that build-up!). And they could pare down and cut back again to ~28 episodes for Season 7 once THE COLBYS broke away to their own show, if that idea wasn't actually shelved because Heston or somebody decided they didn't want to do it.
It might have made DYNASTY's Season 6 (which organically seems to want to be the spiritual "peak" of the show, but largely fails) a spectacular grandiosity I'd frankly like to see, a veritable high-wire act, an overblown carnival of sorts with three dozen key actors (four dynasties in one: The Carringtons, The Colbys, The Moldavian royals, and the incoming Fallmonts) causing the opening credits to expand to 3 and 1/2 minutes (I've timed it, because I was bored) scaring the hell out of the network.
I mean, PEYTON PLACE did it for much of its run, so why couldn't DYNASTY do it just for one fantabulous, gargantuan season?
But we know who would've effed it up: The P*******. But if Heston refused to participate in S.A.D. while on DYNASTY full time (as he refused to do on THE COLBYS) maybe they could have dropped it for Season 6 just so the scenes with The Carringtons and the scenes for The Colbys would "match" stylistically.
Ah, if only.