Familiar soap opera expressions

[Emelee]

"Thank God we'll never have to deal with (insert name) again" /// Then cut to scene where mentioned person is plotting revenge.

"He deserves to know the truth"

"I can't believe you just did that"

"I never want to be apart from you again"

"I'll never let anyone hurt you ever again"

 

[Daniel Avery]

And then there is the Happy Couple Kiss of Death:
"I've never been so happy. I want to stay this way for ever and ever."

---followed by a piano falling on one of them by episode's end.

 

[DallasFanForever]

“I’d like you to be my best man”

 

[Willie Oleson]

-if anyone has a reason why these two people shouldn't be joined in matrimony....

 

[Richard Channing]

How long have you been standing there?
Long enough.

It's not how it looks!

 

[DallasFanForever]

“We’re waiting for the ballistics results from the lab”

“Don’t make the mistake of crossing me”

“I don’t have to stand here and take that from the likes of you”

“Would you like your regular table?”

“How does 15 minutes sound?”

“I’d like to make a reservation”

“I’ll just have my usual”

 

[Jimmy Todd]

I'm not hungry. Just coffee.