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Oh Jesus.
I've only watched the first two available episodes of Series Thirteen, and as much as I enjoy the game, the celebrities, the format and the two captains I'm feeling overwhelmed at the prospect of watching another four series with Michael Parkinson. There's no polite way to put this... I cannot BEAR his suffocating, controlling chairmanship.
The more I watch, the more I realise that he simply doesn't get it. He doesn't understand that his "helpful" interruptions - more frequent with each passing episode - are undermining the game.
The second episode made me want to effing SCREAM. Look how Parky verbally steps in and actually takes over the entire second minute of Rosalind Ayres's turn (from around 9.20 below)...
How an artist hasn't held up play to tell him to shut his bloody gob, I don't know. Once he starts "helping", he can't seem to stop. In the example above he keeps on vocally confirming or denying a correct guess before Rosalind has the chance to even nod or shake her head. Then he clearly has a taste for it because he's butts in on Linda Lusardi's turn. And Victor McGuire's. His voice, saying "no, no, no" and correcting them becomes a kind of nightmarish, unwelcome soundtrack on top of the guesses of the team.
The entire POINT of the game is that words are not allowed. Everything must be acted out. So why doesn't he trust any of these professionals to do this without his interference?
I strongly suspect there's an element of self-importance and grandiosity. More and more I'm noticing that the seated players guessing the answers (and especially the women) are looking at PARKINSON to check whether they're guessing correctly or not. It's my guess it's a dynamic he's cultivated because he enjoys this degree of dependence on him. Needs it, even.
He's extremely condescending. The patronising sing-song way he says "verrrry well donnnne" at the end of all the women's rounds as though he's speaking to infants. He might as well just pat them on the arse and be done with it.
Then there's his clear bias. The women get all the "verrrry well donnnne"s, but just listen how eager he is to jump in and chastise Lionel's team at 17 minutes into the video above. He almost trips over his own tongue in panic that he won't get to point out their failing.
Perhaps he lacks the humility to be less vocal and would feel less important (i.e. it would bruise his ego) if his voice wasn't so dominant. Perhaps it's an inflated sense of responsibility as the chair that makes him feel he needs to "fix" things for the less experienced players (even though it's inappropriate to do so). Or perhaps it's because his many years as a chat show host* have required a more directive, hands-on approach that is overkill here. Whatever the case, he's diminished my enjoyment to the point that I almost don't want to watch anymore. I suppose it will be a question of whether I enjoy the good aspects more than I dislike Parky as a chair. And I'm not too sure at the moment.
* To add balance, I'll add that I watched Parky's interview with Kenneth Williams in Parkinson In Australia the other night and loved it. I have another one lined up to watch. So it's not that I can't stand Parky himself (though binge-watching GUAC is starting to make it feel that way). But I can't stand him in Give Us A Clue where he's a square peg in a round hole.
I've only watched the first two available episodes of Series Thirteen, and as much as I enjoy the game, the celebrities, the format and the two captains I'm feeling overwhelmed at the prospect of watching another four series with Michael Parkinson. There's no polite way to put this... I cannot BEAR his suffocating, controlling chairmanship.
The more I watch, the more I realise that he simply doesn't get it. He doesn't understand that his "helpful" interruptions - more frequent with each passing episode - are undermining the game.
The second episode made me want to effing SCREAM. Look how Parky verbally steps in and actually takes over the entire second minute of Rosalind Ayres's turn (from around 9.20 below)...
How an artist hasn't held up play to tell him to shut his bloody gob, I don't know. Once he starts "helping", he can't seem to stop. In the example above he keeps on vocally confirming or denying a correct guess before Rosalind has the chance to even nod or shake her head. Then he clearly has a taste for it because he's butts in on Linda Lusardi's turn. And Victor McGuire's. His voice, saying "no, no, no" and correcting them becomes a kind of nightmarish, unwelcome soundtrack on top of the guesses of the team.
The entire POINT of the game is that words are not allowed. Everything must be acted out. So why doesn't he trust any of these professionals to do this without his interference?
I strongly suspect there's an element of self-importance and grandiosity. More and more I'm noticing that the seated players guessing the answers (and especially the women) are looking at PARKINSON to check whether they're guessing correctly or not. It's my guess it's a dynamic he's cultivated because he enjoys this degree of dependence on him. Needs it, even.
He's extremely condescending. The patronising sing-song way he says "verrrry well donnnne" at the end of all the women's rounds as though he's speaking to infants. He might as well just pat them on the arse and be done with it.
Then there's his clear bias. The women get all the "verrrry well donnnne"s, but just listen how eager he is to jump in and chastise Lionel's team at 17 minutes into the video above. He almost trips over his own tongue in panic that he won't get to point out their failing.
Perhaps he lacks the humility to be less vocal and would feel less important (i.e. it would bruise his ego) if his voice wasn't so dominant. Perhaps it's an inflated sense of responsibility as the chair that makes him feel he needs to "fix" things for the less experienced players (even though it's inappropriate to do so). Or perhaps it's because his many years as a chat show host* have required a more directive, hands-on approach that is overkill here. Whatever the case, he's diminished my enjoyment to the point that I almost don't want to watch anymore. I suppose it will be a question of whether I enjoy the good aspects more than I dislike Parky as a chair. And I'm not too sure at the moment.
* To add balance, I'll add that I watched Parky's interview with Kenneth Williams in Parkinson In Australia the other night and loved it. I have another one lined up to watch. So it's not that I can't stand Parky himself (though binge-watching GUAC is starting to make it feel that way). But I can't stand him in Give Us A Clue where he's a square peg in a round hole.