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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DallasFanForever" data-source="post: 391794" data-attributes="member: 13221">I reckon that could be a problem ‘Lashes. They’ve got you right there on having multiple personalities. I’d be in much trouble myself I’m thinking, mainly for posting nonsense that no one in their right mind would even want to read. Of course always referring to myself in the third person as DFF could also be an issue, which I notice I do a lot for some reason. You can ask questions anytime my friend! How else do we learn anything? I notice I ask a lot more questions now compared to when I was younger. I would never ask anything of anyone because I was so shy but now I’m just a shy person that asks a lot of questions. I love that story! Unfortunately it’s all too common because I’ve heard it so many times before. I’ve seen packages end up in the wrong house, the wrong neighborhood, town, city, state, even country. I wish I was kidding but I’m not. I’m so sorry they didn’t believe you though my friend. That’s ridiculous because you have no reason to lie. You’re the customer and you just want your parcel. It’s drivers like that one that give us a bad name. This driver has no idea what crossing The Enforcer will lead to should he or she not find your house again next time. If this old, falling apart body holds up long enough I’d be honored to deliver your parcels someday ‘Lashes. I can guarantee you they will be delivered to the right house, on time and with a smile. (Just not in the cold or snow) I’ve never heard that one before. I’ve gotta use it. Yet another expression I’ve learned here. I never knew how many phrases you use that I’ve never even heard. So what exactly is a jealous biddie again? That’s why I love that thread. You’re so different over there. It all comes back to the split personalities. I must say you do this so well! It’s the only thread where I’m a little nervous when I post. Sometimes I do fear that thread will really be my Last Post if The Enforcer shows up. It’s kind of funny ‘cause I actually took a sick day this week and I had coworkers texting me all day asking if I was okay. They probably thought I was dead Lol!! Always good having you back ‘Lashes! You were missed terribly but I’m sure you already knew that. You don’t need me to tell you. I hope you are having a great weekend my friend!! Take care and be well!!</blockquote>

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