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I’m also happy with them tumbling into a collapsed rig. Love it! Is the paternity issue resolved for JR, though?I want to see Lady Jessica's Season 13 murder spree taken seriously; her motive? -- as was cleverly suggested by someone on these pages -- to kill the Dallas cartel (as opposed to Clayton's business partners) because she'd been extorting them for 40 years with claims they'd fathered Dusty. And then they stopped when she went into the asylum.
I want JR to fake his death in the latter part of Season 14 (as the did in JR RETURNS) leading Ray, Donna, and Sue Ellen to return for his funeral. JR then shows up alive, and Sue Ellen -- backed by a consortium -- reveals she's purchased a weakened Ewing Oil, and places Cliff in the position of CEO just to irk her ex-husband... Miss Ellie and Bobby are perversely amused, and JR is predictably enraged yet grudgingly respectful of Sue Ellen's guile... In the final scene of Season 14, Miss Ellie takes the family on horseback out to see the dark secrets long-buried on Section 40, and she's thrown from her horse and gets a great death scene on the Texas prairie.
In Season 15 (yes, I'd have a Season 15), JR struggles dealing with the possibility that he might be Digger's biological son (an inebriated Clayton spilled the beans, perhaps during Ellie's funeral) which can be undone, if we prefer, with a DNA test. The men also learn Pam may have died as the result of neurofibromatosis (Rebecca either lied, or was confused about, Hutch McKinney having fathered her daughter) making JR and Pam potentially brother and sister.
In the final scene of the series, after months of Ewing Oil teetering under Cliff's tutelage (and JR trying endlessly to unseat him), the family again rides out to Section 40 to open up that damned well. (Worried, Lucy and Afton, engaged to Bobby, refuse to go; but Donna, loyal to Ray -- with whom she's attempting to reconcile after Senator Dowling's fatal heart attack -- agrees to go along with the men... The rig collapses, sending the Ewings symbolically down into the bowels of hell, and the camera pans away from the platform to a distant shot to an angsty, hazy long-shot of the Dallas skyline. The music fades out, no freeze frame, and all we hear is dust and the traffic at a distance.
End of series.
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Is the paternity issue resolved for JR, though?
It was the one big secret that (sadly) the show never got around to exploring - but it would have made for a memorable conclusion. I seem to recall that Digger as JR's daddy was hinted at in Raintree's novel.Miss Ellie dies, family are gathered at her bedside, her final breath she says that Digger is JR's father and he and Cliff are related and to "play nice together"
JR looks horrified! Freeze frame!
This is what happened at the beginning of episode 356/357 of the classic series, except that J.R. had lost everything, namely his family, Ewing Oil, Westar, and Southfork Ranch. A similar scene involved Michelle Stevens and previously Carter McKay.After one final victory, a gleefully JR returns to Southfork, has a victory drink and heads to the kitchen for dinner and glances at all the empty seats and realizes that there's no one there to celebrate his victory because he literally ran everyone away. He sits, Teresa ask him will he be eating alone, he reluctantly says yes, camera pans out for the last time, roll credits.
I like this idea. JR finally has motive to celebrate but comes to the realization it means nothing without family as he glances at the portraits of Jock and Miss Ellie on the wall and the numerous photos of past characters on the piano in the living room.After one final victory, a gleefully JR returns to Southfork, has a victory drink and heads to the kitchen for dinner and glances at all the empty seats and realizes that there's no one there to celebrate his victory because he literally ran everyone away. He sits, Teresa ask him will he be eating alone, he reluctantly says yes, camera pans out for the last time, roll credits.
Finale like Falcon Crest?I like this idea. JR finally has motive to celebrate but comes to the realization it means nothing without family as he glances at the portraits of Jock and Miss Ellie on the wall and the numerous photos of past characters on the piano in the living room.
End credits.
Southfork should have blown up. I firmly believe that every series, including sitcoms, should end with the main setting blowing up.