My painkillers turned me gay

[Richard Channing]

From a sore foot to a sore butt in a matter of days. (feel free to insert your own tasteless joke below)

 

[Alexis]

How Holly keeps a straight face every day I'll never know. This is often on when I am in work, just as I'm about to go on my morning break and some of the stuff on it is just insane.

I mean come on.... He's looks like Russell Grant's daughter with a plum rinse. The pain killers didn't do that!

 

[Alexis]

Also... I'd quite like to beat him up.

 

[Alexis]

I love when Holly asks him about his family. "Well I'm not actually in contact with any of my family, through other things"

Translation - My family want nothing to do with me because I am a complete numpty and a compulsive liar both to others and myself. They have tried to have me sectioned but I have somehow managed to outwit them on multiple occasions. I am addicted to prescription medication and I dye my hair purple which embarrasses and shames them no end. They have cut me out of their lives in order to have some peace and happiness.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Thank God there's a pill for everything, like when it hurts to be straight.

 

[Mel O'Drama]

Coming out of the cabinet. It had to happen one day.

 

[Ome]

So all one has to do is pop a few painkillers and I'm a new man?

 

[Willie Oleson]

Are you in pain?

 

[Ome]

Are you in pain

Not that I'm aware of.





Not yet anyway.

 

[Emelee]

Is there a pill for bisexuality too? Give me one!

Imagine to have 100% of grown-ups as potential hook-ups instead of only puny 50%.

 

[Richard Channing]

Is there a pill for bisexuality too? Give me one!

Imagine to have 100% of grown-ups as potential hook-ups instead of only puny 50%.

That's officially the biggest smiley I've ever seen!

 

[Alexis]

That's officially the biggest smiley I've ever seen!

Awk now, Richard... It's only a wee one.