American Horror Story rank the hunks

[Sarah]

Pretty boys do nothing for me. Give me a man in a suit with a Stetson any day.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Wait wait... it's the singer with that strange voice....I almost got it....

Marianne Faithful! Yes, that's it!

 

[Willie Oleson]

Give me a man in a suit with a Stetson any day.

My ideal outfit: stetson, boots, chaps and moustache (and nothing more)

 

[Sarah]

Oh no...no tash!

 

[Willie Oleson]

Are you ticklish?

 

[Sarah]

Yes but I don't like them lol I like goaties. And my biggest fear in life is this:

Man with beard and no moustache.

 

[Toni]

To be honest, I just remembered which one of my favorites is missing in my list. Please mod put him "up where he belongs". Just a pic tweeted by him:

Spoiler: XXX-rated (but enjoy it anyway! Life is short!)

This ex-Glee actor was on "Hotel" and soon will be on "ACS: Versace". ​

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

Luke Ramsey from season 3 played by Alexander Dreymon.

Nope! Most beautiful is by far Colton Haynes:

Enjoy!

 

[Willie Oleson]

This ex-Glee actor was on "Hotel

Most beautiful is by far Colton Haynes

What characters did they play?

 

[Toni]

What characters did they play?

Willie, Criss played one half of the hipster couple who didn´t stop bashing the hotel, until Kathy Bates did a better use of both of them...A one-episode stint but good enough to remember.

Of course she didn´t serve them "real" pâté...

Oh and he can do drag too, if it turns you on...​

 

[Willie Oleson]

...A one-episode stint but good enough to remember.

But he's not as beautiful as my future husband, Juan Pablo Di Pace

Did you know he was on TNT DALLAS?

 

[Toni]

But he's not as beautiful as my future husband, Juan Pablo Di Pace

Did you know he was on TNT DALLAS?

Did you know he stripped for me right after you got engaged...?

​

 

[Willie Oleson]

Did you know he stripped for me right after you got engaged...?

Of couse I know, dear Toni. And after that performance he came to my room to finish the job. And he stripped me of my sanity!

 

[Toni]

Of couse I know, dear Toni. And after that performance he came to my room to finish the job. And he stripped me of my sanity!

I thought you had to put up with one of those stinky losers from "The Bachelor"...or did he leave you long ago...?

 

[Willie Oleson]

I thought you had to put up with one of those stinky losers from "The Bachelor"...or did he leave you long ago...?

It pains me to report that Stan The Man has died, only 1 week after our marriage. The circumstances are very very vague...one minute we were chatting and laughing as we sailed on our yacht, the next....poof, gone!
I inherited his immense Stan Tool & Die empire, but of course it can't replace the love we used to share...for 7 days.

*sniffs*

 

[Karin Schill]

But he's not as beautiful as my future husband, Juan Pablo Di Pace

Did you know he was on TNT DALLAS?

Do you know that he's currently on "Fuller House?"

Btw I agree with you, I find him more good looking than all of the hunks we were supposed to rank!

 

[tommie]

But he's not as beautiful as my future husband, Juan Pablo Di Pace

Did you know he was on TNT DALLAS?

This is just asking for it:

 

[supermanfan]

I always liked smallvilles tom welling and the supernatural men

 

[Willie Oleson]

Do you know that he's currently on "Fuller House?"

Is that somehow related to the sitcom Full House?

 

[Karin Schill]

Is that somehow related to the sitcom Full House?

Yes it is the revival of "Full House". It focus on DJ, Stephanie and Kimmy Gibler as adults. It's on Netflix and it's great fun!

Here's the opening credits for season three:

Juan Pablo Di Pace becomes a regular in season two. Make sure to check out the photos of him as a child/teenager at the end of the opening theme!