SoapLand - The Battle Of scoreboard

[Willie Oleson]

DALLAS = 29
FALCON CREST = 21
DYNASTY = 17.5
KNOTS LANDING = 16
THE COLBYS = 4
FLAMINGO ROAD = 0.5

 

[Willie Oleson]

BATTLE #1: Biggest Hair

Abby Ewing (Knots Landing)

 

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BATTLE #2: Biggest Shoulder Pads

Sue Ellen Ewing (Dallas)

 

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BATTLE #3: Favourite Soap Hunk

Lance Cumson (Falcon Crest)

 

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BATTLE #4: Best Turban

Sable Colby (The Colbys)

 

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BATTLE #5: Favourite Season Finale Cliffhanger

Moldavian Wedding Massacre (Dynasty)

 

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BATTLE #6: Favourite Mansion

Southfork Ranch (Dallas)

 

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BATTLE #7: Favourite Vixen

Melissa Agretti (Falcon Crest)

 

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BATTLE #8: Best Love Triangle

Valene & Gary & Abby (Knots Landing)

 

[Daniel Avery]

Totally off-topic here, but can I say how much I absolutely HATE that photo of Val/Gary/Abby? I know they were going for "stylized" and "anguished" but it's so staged and unlike what actually occurred in the scene...every time I see it, I wonder if Gary dropped his...ahem, protection on the floor or something.

 

[Willie Oleson]

And it took me so long to find that perfect picture!

 

[Daniel Avery]

Yikes! The hairspray alone made this a truly flammable triangle.

 

[Willie Oleson]

BATTLE #9: Favourite Soap Doctor

Dr. Mitchell Ackerman (Knots Landing)

 

[Willie Oleson]

Adelphis and Murgatroyd are fabulous soap names, btw.

 

[Daniel Avery]

The prop guy was having a ball with the bizarre names for the phone book there, wasn't he? Usually they just use the crew members' names.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Maybe he thought he was working for DYNASTIER

 

[Willie Oleson]

BATTLE #10: Favourite Psycho

Katherine Wentworth (Dallas)

 

[Victoriafan3]

I missed even seeing to be able to be voting on these :-(
Best cliffhanger
1. Return to Eden Stephanie Harper on the stairs with gun in her hand but jilly did it
2. Swan song Dallas
3. Dynasty massacre
4. Blast from the past dallas

 

[Victoriafan3]

Best turban
1. Sue Ellen goes to the movies on Dallas near end of 83-84 season
2. Something of alexis in black and white and fabulous

 

[Victoriafan3]

Best love triangle
1. Mark bobby Pam
2 bobby Jenna Pam
3 Blake Krystal alexis
4 Peter jr sue Ellen
5 dusty jr sue Ellen
6 cliff jr sue Ellen
7 Amanda Dex alexis