Should Charlie Wade have inherited Southfork?

[Snarky Oracle!]

Through a weird twist of fate, what if Charlie Wade became the Mistress of Southfork? Perhaps DNA tests proved she was Bobby's biological daughter after all (odd, because she looked more like Pam than Jenna or Bobby).

A gracious ruler? I think not... She'd lord her power over every servant, relative and heifer who came near, abusing even the cock that crows at dawn.

Miss Ellie was gone. Bobby's dying or dead... Would Charlie's ruthless reign over Southfork be what DALLAS was headed to all along?

 

[DallasFanForever]

It only works if she gets custody of Darius I think

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

It only works if she gets custody of Darius I think

And we know what we mean by "custody."

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

Shed throw everyone out like when Melissa evicted the Channings after she got a hold of Falcon Crest

 

[Chris2]

Would she be married to that vacant-eyed pretty boy, Randy?

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

Would she be married to that vacant-eyed pretty boy, Randy?

storyline aside, if nothing else we can agree that the actor who plays him won’t amount to much

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

storyline aside, if nothing else we can agree that the actor who plays him won’t amount to much

Yeah, whatever happened to Brad Pitt!?!

 

[lbf522]

It was a shock to me that Charlie was not a Ewing after all.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

It was a shock to me that Charlie was not a Ewing after all.

It wasn't a shock to me.

She's not a Ewing anyway. She's a Wade.

Even I'm a Wade, although Bobby's my Father poor Charlie's Father was Renaldo Marchetta.

I have more of a claim to Southfork than my half sister.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

It wasn't a shock to me.

She's not a Ewing anyway. She's a Wade.

Even I'm a Wade, although Bobby's my Father poor Charlie's Father was Renaldo Marchetta.

I have more of a claim to Southfork than my half sister.

I know a hit man.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Even I'm a Wade

Which always makes me wonder, why do you hate the Wades so much considering they’re family? Don’t you know if you play your cards right and cozy up to Jenna you stand to inherit Graceland?

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Which always makes me wonder, why do you hate the Wades so much considering they’re family? Don’t you know if you play your cards right and cozy up to Jenna you stand to inherit Graceland?

That two bit joint.

I never could understand her love for that singer. That guy's music gives me headaches. I'm all shook up.

 

[wvugirl2007]

Don’t be hatin’ on The King now.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Don’t be hatin’ on The King now.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

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I don't hate Elvis Presley. I just don't like him.

Cliff Richard was far better!

 

[KayLloyd]

Yeah, whatever happened to Brad Pitt!?!

I think I heard something about him growing up into the idiot who dumped the normal friendly pretty girl from the coffee shop for the manipulative psycho homewrecker who uses her kids as pawns.

 

[Richard Channing]

After inheriting Southfork she then enlists the help of Blake Carrington to take over Ewing Oil.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

After inheriting Southfork she then enlists the help of Blake Carrington to take over Ewing Oil.

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She's not getting her mitts on Southfork or Ewing Oil!

 

[Ray_Krebbs]

Where us that pic from? What an odd pairing, Blake and Charlie. Did Charlie drop Randy and pick Blake as her sugar daddy? Imagine Ray walking in on them lol

 

[Chase Gioberti]

Through a weird twist of fate, what if Charlie Wade became the Mistress of Southfork? Perhaps DNA tests proved she was Bobby's biological daughter after all (odd, because she looked more like Pam than Jenna or Bobby).

A gracious ruler? I think not... She'd lord her power over every servant, relative and heifer who came near, abusing even the cock that crows at dawn.

Miss Ellie was gone. Bobby's dying or dead... Would Charlie's ruthless reign over Southfork be what DALLAS was headed to all along?

She looked like PP and didn’t look a thing like VP.

Also one of the worst child actors to ever live.