SoapLand - The Battle Of The Fires & Explosions - The Result

[Richard Channing]

1. Ewing Inferno at Southfork

2. Julia 'dies' in the Spring House fire

3. Alexis and Krystle in the Cabin Fire

4. Karen's hostage inferno

5. La Mirage goes up in flames

 

[Willie Oleson]

Have had wifi issues at my new apartment but it's all sorted now

Wi-five!

 

[Willie Oleson]

Here's the result of our sizzling and explosive primetime soap battle:

1. Ewing Inferno (Dallas) - 35 points

Lighting candles in close proximity to paint and turpentine and whatnot seems a tad convenient, I mean, if you want to make it look like an accident

2. The cabin fire (Dynasty) - 23 points

"We're second?? This is all your fault, Krystle Jennings!"

3. The spring house fire (Falcon Crest) - 16 points

...and the living is easy...

4. Pam's horrific tanker crash (Dallas) / TNT Knots Landing (Knots Landing) / Angelica's booby trap (Dream Dallas) - 13 points

5. The farmhouse fire (Knots Landing) - 12 points

Congratulations, DALLAS!