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No, not Krystle & Blake...
One mismatched DYNASTY duo who were meant for their own spin-off were: Lady Ashley and PeeWee the DevilBus.
From two different worlds, yet comfortable in their own, shared European hotspots, Ashley and DevilBus tool around The Continent in their high-end, wildly-painted satanic van, solving crimes (most of which he committed); her jaw-dropping affectations and tone-deaf pretentions more than matched and countered by DevilBus' troubled and nasal elocution, innate repulsiveness, and abjectly effete homosexuality (which he believes to be discreet and undetectable).
DYNASTY already had the spinoffs THE COLBYS, THOSE DAMNED FALLMONTS, and ... ONLY THE HORSES WERE HOMOSEXUAL (featuring Walter Lankershim and his bride, Hilda Gunnerson -- but she only became "available" after Bjorn succumbed to a suspicious plate of veal piccata, his demise a mystery which runs through the entire course of the series)...
But now there's THE LADY & THE DEVIL'S BUS.
Sometimes they have to paint or change vehicles to avoid detection by INTERPOL (or all the agents PeeWee hasn't already slept with).
One mismatched DYNASTY duo who were meant for their own spin-off were: Lady Ashley and PeeWee the DevilBus.
From two different worlds, yet comfortable in their own, shared European hotspots, Ashley and DevilBus tool around The Continent in their high-end, wildly-painted satanic van, solving crimes (most of which he committed); her jaw-dropping affectations and tone-deaf pretentions more than matched and countered by DevilBus' troubled and nasal elocution, innate repulsiveness, and abjectly effete homosexuality (which he believes to be discreet and undetectable).
DYNASTY already had the spinoffs THE COLBYS, THOSE DAMNED FALLMONTS, and ... ONLY THE HORSES WERE HOMOSEXUAL (featuring Walter Lankershim and his bride, Hilda Gunnerson -- but she only became "available" after Bjorn succumbed to a suspicious plate of veal piccata, his demise a mystery which runs through the entire course of the series)...
But now there's THE LADY & THE DEVIL'S BUS.
Sometimes they have to paint or change vehicles to avoid detection by INTERPOL (or all the agents PeeWee hasn't already slept with).
